Message from @Dwarforn

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2018-07-04 20:26:48 UTC  

and is obliterated

2018-07-04 20:26:50 UTC  

10/10

2018-07-04 20:26:51 UTC  

PLEASE DO

2018-07-04 20:27:01 UTC  

dude I've got an idea

2018-07-04 20:27:02 UTC  

>What are political implications of Nietzsche?
Having no friends

2018-07-04 20:27:12 UTC  

hay fran we're talkin bout elder scrolls

2018-07-04 20:27:22 UTC  

and giant robot gods

2018-07-04 20:27:22 UTC  

Usually Dragon Breaks happen when someone treis really hard to fuck with time

2018-07-04 20:27:24 UTC  

but consider this

2018-07-04 20:27:56 UTC  

What if an event such as the Last Dragonborn getting into a brawl with Alduin, firstborn of Akatosh and eater of worlds, on top of one of the eight towers which is also the site of a previous dragon break

2018-07-04 20:27:57 UTC  

in itself

2018-07-04 20:28:00 UTC  

causes a dragon break

2018-07-04 20:28:12 UTC  

and that's how skyrim is treated in future games

2018-07-04 20:28:25 UTC  

the last dragonborn battled Alduin and, as the world still survives, we assume he won

2018-07-04 20:28:42 UTC  

at the same time, the thieve's guild and the dark brotherhood got resurgences, the emperor was assasinated

2018-07-04 20:28:46 UTC  

and a bunch of other shit fell into place

2018-07-04 20:28:59 UTC  

but because the Dragonborn, a literal dragon in a human body, was doing it, history gets fuckity

2018-07-04 20:29:13 UTC  

and nobody knows for sure what the LDB *actually* did aside from his prophecized battle against Alduin

2018-07-04 20:29:20 UTC  

I think that's how it's gonna settle out, yes?

2018-07-04 20:29:53 UTC  

**Gretel#6941** was cleansed from the server.

2018-07-04 20:32:03 UTC  

well he beat Alduin, and helped Ulfric win the war for Skyrim

2018-07-04 20:32:30 UTC  

Also, according to Bethesda: The Dragonborn was a Nord Male cannonically

2018-07-04 20:32:33 UTC  

We still don't know which way that'll canonically go

2018-07-04 20:32:38 UTC  

and yeah that makes enough sense

2018-07-04 20:34:24 UTC  

oof

2018-07-04 20:34:29 UTC  

Heyhey guys, I have great news! 😄

2018-07-04 20:34:43 UTC  

You lost the game?

2018-07-04 20:35:52 UTC  

if you read all the notes made by the generals this is how the game's lore will go:
> Ulfric Kills high king Toregg
>Dragonborn Kills Alduin but can't absorb his sould becuase he is a demi-god (so he'll return)
>Dragonborn joined the Stormcloaks and helps win the civil war
>Dragonborn goes to Solsteim and becomes trapped by the Tentacle Daedra
>The empire amasses an army in Cyrodil behind the blocked snowveil pass
>The Emipre leads a trained military invasion of Skyrim
>Ulfric flees to Solsteim

2018-07-04 20:36:06 UTC  

then TES:6

2018-07-04 20:37:46 UTC  

Hey that's fair

2018-07-04 20:37:59 UTC  

and I like the idea of the Dragonborn being the new champion of old Herma Mora

2018-07-04 20:38:09 UTC  

He's not really malicious, just an asshole and a fucking NEEEEEEEEEERD

2018-07-04 20:38:46 UTC  

My destructo-mage playthgrough had me willingly serving him by the end

2018-07-04 20:39:06 UTC  

because as long as I get to learn new ways to blow shit up, and my soul probably belongs to Akatosh in the end anyway,who cares?

2018-07-04 20:39:53 UTC  

My dad taught me how to shave today! I'm so happy 😄

2018-07-04 20:40:13 UTC  

dude...

2018-07-04 20:40:50 UTC  

um

2018-07-04 20:41:03 UTC  

Are you 15?

2018-07-04 20:41:47 UTC  

wow

2018-07-04 20:41:53 UTC  

He gave me these high quality german razors, they shave SUPER close. It looks like I never grew hair on my face ever! It's super smooth like a girl's face. I think this crossdressing thing might work after all