Message from @Timaeus

Discord ID: 464181382072107008


2018-07-04 21:04:58 UTC  

oh when i was a kid, all the neighbor kids and I gatherd ALL the gunpowder from every dud firework b4 the 4th and we ended up with a crazy bomb that ended up blowing up a mailbox and causing quite a ruckus among our parents.

2018-07-04 21:05:30 UTC  

I'm joking

2018-07-04 21:05:39 UTC  

they're pretty uptight about their shieet

2018-07-04 21:05:47 UTC  

Haha fuck America, right guys!

2018-07-04 21:05:54 UTC  

Look at me I'm so brave

2018-07-04 21:07:03 UTC  

one time we found this dud on the beach the morning of July 5th that was about the size of an empty toilet paper roll. parents confiscated it and set it off on the beach and it left a crater about 10 feet wide and 4 feet deep

2018-07-04 21:15:31 UTC  

my old boss used to make something called sparkler bombs, and we would get drunk and blow them up in an abandoned field behind his house. those things are loud, and have a short fuse. I lit one and ran back across the fence, but it exploded while i was halfway across, and i could feel the shock wave. we did this in the middle of a city too, looking back it was pretty stupid, but at the time it was a lot of fun.

2018-07-04 21:16:13 UTC  

@Deleted User
hi reaps

2018-07-04 21:16:22 UTC  

begone

2018-07-04 21:16:38 UTC  

ok

2018-07-04 21:16:40 UTC  

bye

2018-07-04 21:19:38 UTC  

**ElGreco#4496** was cleansed from the server.

2018-07-04 21:19:51 UTC  

seeing england there is weird

2018-07-04 21:20:16 UTC  

the eye of timaeus <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-07-04 21:20:20 UTC  

Hapy brifday

2018-07-04 21:29:38 UTC  

@EmEm hi Em!

2018-07-04 21:30:24 UTC  

Guess what Em! I learned how to shave today!

2018-07-04 21:30:51 UTC  

And I started a gym membership so I get into better shape for Halloween ❀

2018-07-04 21:31:05 UTC  

@Ruggwain Yes, dragon energy

2018-07-04 21:32:33 UTC  

what's more potent, dragon energy or tiger blood?

2018-07-04 21:33:19 UTC  

Ask Charlie Sheen, goy

2018-07-04 21:33:24 UTC  

lol

2018-07-04 21:33:33 UTC  

πŸ˜„

2018-07-04 21:33:35 UTC  

sheen is too busy spreading aids to ppl

2018-07-04 21:33:59 UTC  

Oi, mate, do you have a lioscnece for hate speech? Sheen is a good gentile

2018-07-04 21:34:22 UTC  

who the fuck is em

2018-07-04 21:34:23 UTC  

**Stoatley#4948** was cleansed from the server.

2018-07-04 21:35:39 UTC  

you got an aids distribution licence?

2018-07-04 21:36:21 UTC  

Next to my "gassing" lioscence

2018-07-04 21:37:06 UTC  

Fucking love the Fourth. I'm going to go get even more lit and shoot some guns

2018-07-04 21:37:35 UTC  

@Deleted User the aids distribution license only works in california tho

2018-07-04 21:38:02 UTC  
2018-07-04 21:38:13 UTC  

Rooting for you dudes

2018-07-04 21:40:14 UTC  

XD

2018-07-04 21:40:22 UTC  

farage is my nigga

2018-07-04 21:40:28 UTC  

lol

2018-07-04 21:40:36 UTC  

God Bless the West *bows out*

2018-07-04 21:40:56 UTC  

all's quiet on the western front

Good Morning