@Somnio I don't know how impressionable you are so don't actually go to the woods for a few days

@Deleted User i should play with my botes, but first breakfast

i would if there was any woods near me

the only martial art I need is gun-fu

there's only mountains and desert forever around here

Go and train your masculine skill on desert snakes

Just make sure you know safety-fu to your gun-fu

Hey taekwondo is fucking awesome in action dude @Uksio

@Somnio Even better. High desert is legit

Oh sure tae-kwon looks awesome

It's just not practical

@Deleted User
It's not

My favourite martial art is jew-jit-su

Which martial art is practical on the street, though?

jiu jitsu

Except judo or jujitsu

jew

@Deleted User
Judo, boxing, kickboxing

jitsu

Bjj, sometimes

MMA, BJJ, SamBo, Krav Maga, Judo are the bee's knees in my subjective opinion

Boxing isn't a martial art

what martial art does the Navy SEALs use?

Murican

seal karate

not sure if people are meming or actually saying tae kwon do is not a practical self-defense style

@Somnio US Army and AF teach jiu jitsu/MMA

In the street awareness and fast legs are the best martial art

^

@Thomas the Sowell Train [USA] they are legit

No -jutsu will save you from a street gang

I don't agree though

my Vepr 😍, she'd solve ALL my problems easily without needing jiu jitsu >///<

More like jew jitsu

You know which martial art I wanna learn?

jew-jitsu ensures that no one can challenge me due to my jewish lawyers

Bartitsu

@Somnio and you wonder why you got the big gay role

It's the Sherlock Holmes martial art

🤔🤔🤔

Haven't any of you guys watched Ip Man? It's not about the martial art, it's about how you practice.