Downhill Mountin Biking plus I was attacked by a random dude with a branch about 5 month ago

Ban branches

i want to hear that story

No trees in parks

cant be sure if kids pick up sticks and rub it with other sticks and make fire

did he have a branch licence?

Ban squrriels

no

blood everywheere!

were you messing with him?

2 guys on 1

Good thing he had a stick

he's getting his arse kicked

I come around the corner randomly

what to do?

lol @Trebjonn

should I help?

you gotta use your head in situations like that

so I helped

what a hero

I tried

where did the branch come from?

off the ground, or did he rip it off a tree?

I have no idea

lol

as you might imagine

did you go to the hospital, or did you just sleep it off?

He waited 6 months for the NHS @Deleted User

lol

this was 5 months ago, he's still waiting

oh god I manned it off

not a good idea

especially if you had a concussion

3 days later I was speaking in tongues

really? that's not good

it wasn't optimial

iirc there was an actress who hit her head while skiing and brushed it off for a little while, and she ended up dying

ever since i heard that story i dont take head injuries lightly

I like to refer to Richard Hamond

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

Lol the hamster?