balding men

fatties

What would you do if you were going bald?

Is it progressive or traditional to tell a tranny woman (man to woman) to get back in the kitchen?

Shave it

what if you accidentaly scalp yourself when you shave?

I'll have to shave

OR

Nigga

get it put back in

i worked with a guy who had the worst toupee ever, he just threw it on crooked liked a hat

with the amount of head scars I have, I kinda need muh hair

why do you have so many head scars?

@Deleted User because of the kids

Downhill Mountin Biking plus I was attacked by a random dude with a branch about 5 month ago

Ban branches

i want to hear that story

No trees in parks

cant be sure if kids pick up sticks and rub it with other sticks and make fire

did he have a branch licence?

Ban squrriels

no

blood everywheere!

were you messing with him?

2 guys on 1

Good thing he had a stick

he's getting his arse kicked

I come around the corner randomly

what to do?

lol @Trebjonn

should I help?

you gotta use your head in situations like that

so I helped

what a hero

I tried

where did the branch come from?

off the ground, or did he rip it off a tree?

I have no idea

lol

as you might imagine

did you go to the hospital, or did you just sleep it off?