the stars aligned

You are good match

And yes I am

i came out of the womb damaged but alive

At math

I love you too phil.

No I meant

Ok

oh.

You don't love me 💔

I don’t want to explain it since it will ruin the comedy but I feel I shouldn’t leave it to fester

Oh shit son

I’m sorry, lass

I only love myself

this guy is a rad chad

thats sad.

And possibly my cat

Are you related to JF?

Bet

Do you like autistic girls?

(say no)

They’re alright

*no*

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

depends on the level of autism

no autism

He more severe the better

hey

why are you a roomba in the first place?

what have they done to you

It's complicated

im up for a good story

The poor Nazi roomba

I am going to take @snek

And I am going to put him in my friends list

HELP, IM STUCK IN PHILS BASEMENT

THIS IS NOT CONSENSUAL

Yes it is

Don’t listen to him

shut up or hell break your knees

Regret is not rape