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`A man dies and goes to heaven. He sees lots of clocks on the walls. He asks the angel.

Man: What are these for?

Angel: Those clocks show how many times a person has lied. There’s Atatürk’s clock, never ticked. And that’s İsmet İnönü’s clock, it’d moved for a couple of times.

Man: What about Erdoğan?

Angel: We’re using it as a fan in Muhammed’s office.

`

GOOD ONE ACTUALLY

KEK

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Which one spins more Erdogan's or Hillary's <:GWgoaThinken:405753076432109573>

I have gotten russian MRE as a gift

https://i.imgur.com/CW0P2j4.jpg

collusion ^

How's the Chow?

https://imgur.com/uNnisTQ

nice

I tried that brown label "buckwheat porridge with beef" and the crackers so far

looks delicious

Any of you guys want to talk about this James Gunn stuff

ave you tried the pates yet?

or the vegatable "caviar" ?

porridge was better than I expected (though my expectations were low)

In voice?

Muhamad in heaven??? Bahahaha, that IS a good joke... that pedo is burning in hell.

Crackers are awful

Especially white crackers

Does anyone want to voice chat?

rip

@Uksio what about the darker crackers?

Slightly better, but still not pleasant to eat

Would not mind if I would be starving though

have you tried the meat spreads?

It tastes like vegan bread, that kind which girls use as a fad

so bland and tasteless?

It has a taste, but a tate of raw flour, salt and baking soda

Baking soda being the strongest taste for some reason

baking soda has a taste?

Uhm, yes it does

huh

Fun fact - tea, coffee and sugar packs from russian MRE are an internal currency in russian army

Same as cigarettes

That's every MRE bud

I heard brit rations have a lot of tea bags

Along with every vehicle having a kettle