Message from @Mips

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2018-07-24 17:22:33 UTC  

doesn't mean it doesn't look badass

2018-07-24 17:24:58 UTC  

the good thing is that many types of karate et al have been forced to refine their shit to actually make it more practical

China, on the other hand, doesn't appear to be a fan of that

2018-07-24 17:25:29 UTC  

it a scam if you are teaching or selling something that you claim work but in reality dont. a lot of the Martial arts are fancy dance moves that will get you in more truble then if you did not rely on it

2018-07-24 17:25:52 UTC  

yeah

2018-07-24 17:26:01 UTC  

props to the jews for krav maga

2018-07-24 17:26:07 UTC  

probably stole that shit tho

2018-07-24 17:26:30 UTC  

I think if you're upfront and honest about what it can and cannot do (or at least the club you're interested in joining), then go for it

2018-07-24 17:26:50 UTC  

But then you've got people like George Dillman

2018-07-24 17:27:00 UTC  

krav maga was made to hurt the opponent to a point he was in no way able to retaliate you ever

2018-07-24 17:27:02 UTC  

Yeah, as long as it's not marketed as "self-defence" or some shit like that

2018-07-24 17:27:24 UTC  

as and exesie sure. sell it as self-defence bullshit no

2018-07-24 17:27:24 UTC  

exceeeeeeeeept a lot of clubs that claim they are 'teaching krav maga'... are not

2018-07-24 17:27:36 UTC  

here they are probably

2018-07-24 17:27:41 UTC  

But tai chi isn't about self defense, atleast not for many years except the serious monasteries

2018-07-24 17:27:48 UTC  

I remember telling a lot of students "your best style of self-defence is track-and-field"

2018-07-24 17:27:52 UTC  

only problem is you have to be a cop or a trainee to attend

2018-07-24 17:27:53 UTC  

sort of

2018-07-24 17:28:04 UTC  

I wanna learn Bartitsu

2018-07-24 17:28:04 UTC  

or have a recommendation from a security firm

2018-07-24 17:28:25 UTC  

slap your tits on the bar

2018-07-24 17:28:26 UTC  

done

2018-07-24 17:28:28 UTC  

It's a fighting style based on Sherlock holmes

2018-07-24 17:29:16 UTC  

Mixture of Jujitsu and Boxing

2018-07-24 17:29:24 UTC  

Based on inflicting pain

2018-07-24 17:29:40 UTC  

```Based on inflicting pain```

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2018-07-24 17:29:58 UTC  

youtube krav maga

2018-07-24 17:30:00 UTC  

I actually have a Red belt in karate

2018-07-24 17:30:12 UTC  

belts don't mean shit

2018-07-24 17:30:15 UTC  

I had one too

2018-07-24 17:30:17 UTC  

But I highly doubt it would help in a street fight

2018-07-24 17:30:17 UTC  

how to take a gun from someone by twisting a thumb

2018-07-24 17:30:29 UTC  

and then shoot the fucker in the face

2018-07-24 17:30:32 UTC  

It helps to keep calm if you're in a fight

2018-07-24 17:30:40 UTC  

I had a rad belt in Karate when I was like in second grade

2018-07-24 17:30:47 UTC  

a rad belt?

2018-07-24 17:30:47 UTC  

Maybe improve your reflexes

2018-07-24 17:30:51 UTC  

was it totally awesome too?

2018-07-24 17:30:59 UTC  

@Baraban dude, no

2018-07-24 17:31:04 UTC  

I had a yellow belt in taekwando

2018-07-24 17:31:05 UTC  

`b o d a c i o u s`

2018-07-24 17:31:12 UTC  

I learnt it in Army school