Russians know how to spy

Or well Soviets

Russian tech is a joke

But mah Russian spying

Kinda wish the us had a siberia. A place where you send all the people you don't like XD

Isn't that what Alaska is?

We do it's called new jersey

Or Montana?

Guantanamo

I mean soviets did produce the best closed cycle rocket engines

10x higher failure rate the whole space race

They did get to outer space first thou

They weren't beat for 10years after the soviet empire collapsed

At one point 1/3 of rockets the Soviets made blew up before reaching space

I mean Soviets didn't care for human life

They made the most mistakes but also learned the most about building them as a result

They lacked an understanding of their stolen plans

Like one of my favorite conspiracy theories is that Gagarin wasn't the first person in space. He was the first person in space to return alive.

I think it's pretty accurate

Hell just before the collapse they built rockets the Americans thought impossible. They literally invented the first 1880c+° steel

You can say stolen plans until 1960 after that they built shit no one else had unless you mean stolen from aliens

they did have that cool jet that was controlled by pure thought though

Got a project name?

Who you asking?

"Firefox"

And then Clint Eastwood had to sneak into the USSR and steal it from them, and he had to 'think Russian' in order to make it work

Russians sent a dog to space and lied that it died

Laika

Google:" JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESNT MAKE IT TRUE!" xd love old ch vids

Or that it didn't die rather

What oh was gonna say that did die

They even made it a little space suit XD it died of O2 loss though

Didn't depressurize though which is cool

Poor puper

**Mustard#0191** was cleansed from the server.

fuck yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvrA0ydf8y8

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1024476112116703232

AY

TLOMMY