Bulshit that's a adult over 30 tip

I'm 28

Yeah, @M4Gunner is right.

You should do it every day!

And it's frowned upon

dont drink. analy vore the bottle

We still on mips being authoritarian

Could someone drive me to drink?

Shut your face before I call Chris hansen

My car is having issues.

XD

smack it

like your wife

I did

The shit dash board cracked XD

Beast

Give it a good tappytap

XD

Am almost mechanic

I need to fucking figure out why it decided to ground the fuck out so my battery insta drains wherever I end up at.

It's a magical adventure.

It's called percussive repair

Percussive maintenance.

That's the technical term, anyway.

The government is a fucking pain.

No, you want cheap chinesium parts

You know they charge an impromptu fast tax here in America?

It's crazy, but I'm serious.

And no standards

Not even that

They have these guys in cars who tax you whenever you go a sane speed, like 90 mph+

Jungle gooks did it better

Pretty insane as far as I'm concerned.

Russia does it better

Shame on you

I mean, who *wouldn't* go 90mph+? Maybe if the road is super curvy.

Chinesium for some tools like wrenches are surprising decent

China is amazing.

They've figured out how to make metal tools that break like plastic.

Just accept the immigrants you create

I don't know how the fuck they did it, but, hell, I'm not even pissed.