like your wife

I did

The shit dash board cracked XD

Beast

Give it a good tappytap

XD

Am almost mechanic

I need to fucking figure out why it decided to ground the fuck out so my battery insta drains wherever I end up at.

It's a magical adventure.

It's called percussive repair

Percussive maintenance.

That's the technical term, anyway.

The government is a fucking pain.

No, you want cheap chinesium parts

You know they charge an impromptu fast tax here in America?

It's crazy, but I'm serious.

And no standards

Not even that

They have these guys in cars who tax you whenever you go a sane speed, like 90 mph+

Jungle gooks did it better

Pretty insane as far as I'm concerned.

Russia does it better

Shame on you

I mean, who *wouldn't* go 90mph+? Maybe if the road is super curvy.

Chinesium for some tools like wrenches are surprising decent

China is amazing.

They've figured out how to make metal tools that break like plastic.

Just accept the immigrants you create

I don't know how the fuck they did it, but, hell, I'm not even pissed.

Deregulating traffic? What are you talking about?

I am

Nothing wrong with going beast oscar

I just don't think people should be taxed for driving in an efficient and logical manner.

As far as im concerned cave men had it the best

The chinesium is sold as if it was swedish steel

I don't tailgate, I'm not a monster!

Most die early

Rape is minditory

*mandatory

Infant mortality up 90%

The beast days