Avocado toast

eggs are a spook

What's wrong with eggs?

Nothing

But they keep going back and forth to extremes

Eggs will kill you!

Wait, no, eggs are a miracle food!

Wait... they KILL YOU!

Arggghghhgg egggs! XD

Legit

@VexenX the opposite happened here

People bitching about eggs when 2 aisles over you got triple cheese deep-fried potato chips.

Now fat is beautiful

No, this is the truth

I am too tired to be mean

Bitch please if I can't toss you over a fence your too fat to fuck.

I work you know

And adult tip, you shouldn't drink every weekend

Bulshit that's a adult over 30 tip

I'm 28

Yeah, @M4Gunner is right.

You should do it every day!

And it's frowned upon

dont drink. analy vore the bottle

We still on mips being authoritarian

Could someone drive me to drink?

Shut your face before I call Chris hansen

My car is having issues.

XD

smack it

like your wife

I did

The shit dash board cracked XD

Beast

Give it a good tappytap

XD

Am almost mechanic

I need to fucking figure out why it decided to ground the fuck out so my battery insta drains wherever I end up at.

It's a magical adventure.

It's called percussive repair

Percussive maintenance.