that might actually work

@M4Gunner and yes, someone should've stopped me from getting fat

if not my family, my state

I can't be bothered with sensitive fatties

and I don't think many people could

@LumpyAcidFish That was good.

Also enjoyed @franti 's post. That was fucking awesome XD

@VexenX It gets me
The fucking false equivalance

Also, fuck the government from telling me what I can and can't eat. Sorry @Mips You're a decent enough person, but we all need to take personal responsibility. If people die, at least we still have evolution. XD

@franti Agreed.

Don't forget how rampant regulation snuffs out small businesses.

I'm not saying companies should be allowed to dump liquid shit on daycare centers or anything, but you have to keep regulations rational and minimal.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could regulate all businesses out of business? Then we could have the communist utopia of Venezuela!

XD

Don't forget how vaccine law suits are handled here in America.

Fucking you sue the company and win, and the money comes from a tax payer funded pot.

So they don't even pay the law suits. XD

My bowels are solid. I think I need a shit.

Avocado toast

eggs are a spook

What's wrong with eggs?

Nothing

But they keep going back and forth to extremes

Eggs will kill you!

Wait, no, eggs are a miracle food!

Wait... they KILL YOU!

Arggghghhgg egggs! XD

Legit

@VexenX the opposite happened here

People bitching about eggs when 2 aisles over you got triple cheese deep-fried potato chips.

Now fat is beautiful

No, this is the truth

I am too tired to be mean

Bitch please if I can't toss you over a fence your too fat to fuck.

I work you know

And adult tip, you shouldn't drink every weekend

Bulshit that's a adult over 30 tip

I'm 28

Yeah, @M4Gunner is right.

You should do it every day!

And it's frowned upon