I avoid them.

Whenever they ask me for money I say, "Ah, sorry man, I'm broke too!"

If they give me shit beyond that I tell them to fuck off I'm not giving them any money, because I'm not.

I’m about to go into college, so hopefully “sorry man, I’m a college student” will have the same effect

Add broke at the beginning of 'college student' XD

talk about loans or some shit. XD

Is that even necessary these days?

You bother with answering? So courteous <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I am

XD

Also, sometimes their stories are funny.

Just act like they have an invisibility cloak

"Who said that!?? I don't see anyone!??"

Then run off yelling about ghosts or something.

If they are high enough they might actually wonder if they died after that last hit. XD

If you’re visiting and never going to be in that area again

I would totally do that

Top kek

You need to have someone else in on it too

I have a silly ghost scanner app, I'll just turn that on and start looking around going "The readings are off the charts!"

When I was younger I had this friend who was on acid and everyone in the group knew and we gave him that treatment.

We were lucky he didn't have a full freak out.

He was going back and forth between, "I know you guys are kidding" and "Wait, guys, I'm right here!"

It was fucking hillarious.

We didn't do it the whole day or anything, only about ten minutes.

Hey, kid, I hear they are banning memes over in the EU... I got this 3 and half inch floppy loaded with classic memes... wanna buy it?

Can I reserve it?

Sure, just write your name in this tattered old notebook.

Sweet!

Keep a hard copy

Even the dude in the EUP doesn't know what has signed

so

im in athens now

and its more boring than i thought it would be

Sparta is the place to be

Virgin Athens vs Chad Sparta

YES

TRUMP DECLASSIFIED FISA

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

no putins russia is the place to be. I hear about that place all the time