It's Scar Jo beating up 20 guys that annoys me

She's not from Krypton

I'll tell you a story

One time, for an experiment

I let my 4'11ish wife attack me

no nails, no teeth

I will not defend myself

I will not block attack back

yeah u dont want her to hit u where ur pee is stored

She was an Honorable Woman she didn't aim there 💙

Long story short

I was still standing and she was tired lying on the sofa

Her punches were so light, I was a human punchbag

It was Homer Simpson Syndrome

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/319545391332720640/491571238758776832/2r0iuds7bwjz.png

What's dat Franti?

You know I have to look West more than look East

United austro -german empire

I have two eyes but only 1 neck

well why isn't it still united?

Imagine the pain in my neck when I have to look towards Oz

Which way is even better to look?

Down

IF

Hitler had invaded Austria and then stopped

would Austria exist now?

**Phil#7854** was cleansed from the server.

They have video on phones these days you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E2Lpq82KXQ

MAD LAD

Wew lad

nah it's not borked

If a Chinses dude built it for 12p an hour, I can fix it

😄

I think you are attacking the wrong area

but I have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8vHhgh6oM0

The Knack

I was one of those weird kids that would take apart TVs and put them back together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCKOzUzB_fw

sargon is a pedo! except that the quote was taken out of context, by a guy who jokes about how things get taken out of context