did I hear an unironic ”no u”?

(Goes along with it)

You never fucking remember my birthday anyway.

Stop doing drugs

@MountainMan whats good nigga

Drugs are bad

Suck my toes.

For context, @Deleted User and @galesteppes are married.

Sure

*starts to lick his lips*

It was a shotgun marriage.

DID I HEAR TOES

ANd I was drunk.

@Den Röda Smurfen tired. On my way home.

MMMM TOES

MMMMMMMMMMMM,MMM T9OES

mmmmMmMMMMMM TOROESSS

I think I was asleep when we got married

TOESSS

TOEEEE

But ok

MMMMMMMMMMMM

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but apparently that's not true if you marry someone.

MMmmMM TOES

Family court is a bitch.

Who gets the kids?

I do.

whoever has the vagina.

I dont get kids

They are mine now.

I eat kids

I don’t have one, I am one.

😦

For breakfast

Aftefnoon

And for evening

The Great Gatsby kind of had a shit story.

cum guzzler boi

It didn't even make sense.