Lmao

The eternal question.

tAlKiNG aB0uT yOurSeLF

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I can almost taste the extra chromosomes from this

That's a classic. Haven't heard that one since Kindergarden.

Cheers, ole sport.

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Hello there owo

That's it.

*takes out meat*

Master and I will not be treated like that.

We are leaving.

Wait wht

Why me

We're a discord couple. Remember?

Oh.... ok?

-.-

did I hear an unironic ”no u”?

(Goes along with it)

You never fucking remember my birthday anyway.

Stop doing drugs

@MountainMan whats good nigga

Drugs are bad

Suck my toes.

For context, @Deleted User and @galesteppes are married.

Sure

*starts to lick his lips*

It was a shotgun marriage.

DID I HEAR TOES

ANd I was drunk.

@Den Röda Smurfen tired. On my way home.

MMMM TOES

MMMMMMMMMMMM,MMM T9OES

mmmmMmMMMMMM TOROESSS

I think I was asleep when we got married

TOESSS

TOEEEE

But ok

MMMMMMMMMMMM

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but apparently that's not true if you marry someone.