Lol, Turtwig gonna swoop in and take her before you get up there

turtwig is married

invite her for a threesome

The kid's gonna beat you to it then

Then have a foursome

I'll do it

Who's the person who invited you then kicked you out?

He's gonna celebrate his 18tg birthday, and then run up to 305 while you're here asking for our approval

Thot in 305

Mans gonna die lmao

what are you cooking

carrots

nice

@Deleted User Kraken is good

that looks great

I like kraken mixed with Dr pepper

Aight guys Angus is gonna do it. Raise your arms and lend him your energy

@Deleted User .... is there at least a mixer in that?

Thats a good mug

Dick's OUT for Angus

@Deleted User I'm assuming there is. That's a shit ton of rum

i doubt a family man like turt would drink that much rum while cooking dinner

Bahaha

lol

is that why you make so much spaghetti? you forgot you made it the day before

Hey, at least you eat cooked food. If I can't eat it out of the package, that's too much work

@Angus thats a nice saying

i like that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520717294431895553/574303465547759664/image0.jpg

I still eat Lunchables and Spaghetti-Os out of the can like I'm a fuckin 5 year old.

Aren't lunchables expensive?

DID IT

HOW DID IT GO MATE

@Deleted User that looks great

helping her walk her dog in an hour

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-4978964

OH BOY

GG

what a fuckin chad I am

GOOD JOB

got her number