Lokarius

Discord ID: 574064786740871168


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2019-05-05 13:33:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How do I get to post memes here?

2019-05-05 17:11:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How do I post memes here? Says I'm missing permissions

2019-05-05 17:12:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So, just chat for a bit, and gain exp?

2019-05-05 17:12:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

New to discord entirely

2019-05-05 17:16:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Makes sense. Sargon's community would be a prime target for commie trolls

2019-05-05 17:17:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh? But does he participate here?

2019-05-05 17:20:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Lol, BuzzFeed is trash

2019-05-05 17:22:18 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Females are just people man. Just talk to her

2019-05-05 17:22:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Lol, Turtwig gonna swoop in and take her before you get up there

2019-05-05 17:23:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The kid's gonna beat you to it then

2019-05-05 17:24:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

He's gonna celebrate his 18tg birthday, and then run up to 305 while you're here asking for our approval

2019-05-05 17:31:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hey, at least you eat cooked food. If I can't eat it out of the package, that's too much work

2019-05-05 17:33:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I still eat Lunchables and Spaghetti-Os out of the can like I'm a fuckin 5 year old.

2019-05-05 17:34:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Offbrand, "Armour Lunchmakers" they're like $1 a piece

2019-05-05 17:35:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nope, just a lazy prick

2019-05-05 17:35:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿ˜†

2019-05-05 17:36:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Working class. I own a chip/pretzal route

2019-05-05 17:37:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Work 7 days a week. Decent pay, til I have to pay tax, and employees, and expenses

2019-05-05 17:39:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I like the sauce, but the cheese and bread aren't great

2019-05-05 17:40:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Honestly, just never learned to eat better.

2019-05-05 17:41:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Brb

2019-05-05 17:50:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Got a drug addict brother who keeps popping out kids and eating all my groceries, so I stopped buying groceries, then forgot what real food is

2019-05-05 17:53:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

On the bright side, I haven't had to wash a dish in years

2019-05-05 17:53:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Because I just don't use them

2019-05-05 17:56:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Is milk-shaked what it sounds like?

2019-05-05 17:57:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Like, they threw a shake on him?

2019-05-05 17:58:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Milkshakes are kind of expensive.

2019-05-05 17:59:18 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Idc how much I dislike someone, I'm not wasting a milkshake

2019-05-05 18:00:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Offbrand lunchables are cheap though. Much cheaper than fast food

2019-05-05 18:00:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not as cheap as ramen and tuna, but less work

2019-05-05 18:02:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Yeah, but 3 or 4 of em is still cheaper than fast food

2019-05-05 18:05:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Still not level 8 though

2019-05-05 18:05:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

3 is less than 8, js

2019-05-05 18:06:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just chat til you lvl up, apparently

2019-05-05 18:07:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You think they'll "fall" for that armsalem? Lol

2019-05-05 18:09:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

To prove you're not gay?

2019-05-05 18:11:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Makes sense he'd be at the atm

2019-05-05 18:12:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

He can't, he's not Chinese

2019-05-05 18:15:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sounds like Max is going off the roof right behind @Sock

2019-05-05 18:17:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

All the Mormons I know are Christians

2019-05-05 18:18:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Better at it than most other "Christians" I've met

2019-05-05 18:20:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Should specify LDS Mormons are cool; not the ones that marry 14 12 year olds

2019-05-05 18:20:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

LDS is global with 17Mร— members

2019-05-05 18:20:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

17M+

2019-05-05 18:21:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Damn right @Fitzydog

2019-05-05 18:22:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

LDS are lowkey doomsday preppers

2019-05-05 18:25:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Fitzydog you think God would only communicate at one time to one sect?

2019-05-05 18:27:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I believe that all writing inspired by God is scripture. It could be a comic book or a FaceBook comment.

2019-05-05 18:29:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Most people labelled Nazis are just people who disagreed with the Left

2019-05-05 18:30:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Refuse to give minorities special treatment, they label you nazi

2019-05-05 18:33:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I've been called racist, sexist, alt-right, ableist and just an asshole in general for suggesting that people take care of their own

2019-05-05 18:34:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Can't give, you must earn

2019-05-05 18:36:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Beware of chess fucking. Chess contains bishops; need I say more?

2019-05-05 18:37:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Chess fuck him

2019-05-05 18:38:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Before the chess stops you

2019-05-05 18:39:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@TrunksBish is gay for chess

2019-05-05 18:41:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Anybody here any good at Rocket League by chance?

2019-05-05 18:41:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Duet

2019-05-05 18:43:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's 240; time for dyslexic ppl to pack a bowl

2019-05-05 18:46:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

He did say...

2019-05-05 18:46:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Darwin award

2019-05-05 18:47:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Ah! A ghost!

2019-05-05 18:49:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Deleted User are you the closest thing to an adult we've got in here?

2019-05-05 18:50:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm gonna take that as a yes. ๐Ÿ˜†

2019-05-05 18:50:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm 30, but I eat lunchables so...

2019-05-05 18:52:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I play a half-elf chaotic good bard/rogue in real life

2019-05-05 18:54:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Well, I don't age, I have low-light vision, I don't get hungry, and I only sleep about 4 hours a night.

2019-05-05 18:55:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sounds like a half-elf to me

2019-05-05 18:56:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Half-elves do, if they're also half lazy ass humans

2019-05-05 19:01:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Has anyone tried to milk him yet @Sock ?

2019-05-05 19:01:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not what I asked

2019-05-05 19:01:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿ˜†

2019-05-05 19:02:43 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I wonder what stats puppy-monkey-baby has...

2019-05-05 19:03:43 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Probably similar weight/size to a halfling

2019-05-05 19:04:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

A teacup gnome?

2019-05-05 19:05:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Was this on Dank's YT? Or Twatter?

2019-05-05 19:07:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Can Dank breath without swearing?

2019-05-05 19:08:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I only drink Mtn Dew, and occasionally chocolate milk

2019-05-05 19:09:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

They don't seem to be as scared of Dank as they are of Sargon

2019-05-05 19:10:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not saying they won't smear him

2019-05-05 19:11:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"UKIP candidate with Nazi Pug chats up child"

2019-05-05 19:12:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"I wouldn't rape you" should be implicit in all conversations

2019-05-05 19:13:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Maybe it should be a greeting.
"Hi, my name is Lok, and I won't be your rapist this evening."

2019-05-05 19:14:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿ˜† that's how they do it

2019-05-05 19:16:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's funny/sad that little kids can see through the social narrative

2019-05-05 19:17:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

She's not much older than my niece

2019-05-05 19:18:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I mean, to be fair, Dank looks how you'd expect a Nazi to look.

2019-05-05 19:20:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not saying he is, or that it's ok to treat him like one; but he looks like he's out to fuck shit up

2019-05-05 19:21:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

He looks like he listens to Rancid 24/7

2019-05-05 19:26:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Fuck if I know man. First day on discord

2019-05-05 19:30:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Don't chop em down. Just craft a flint and steel with 1 iron and 1 flint

2019-05-05 19:31:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not a journo, just a caveman

2019-05-05 19:32:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

To honest to be a journo, lol

2019-05-05 19:32:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nah, not a boomer. 30; idk what that makes me

2019-05-05 19:32:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Ew

2019-05-05 19:36:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I just wanted to come here, share a couple Sargon memes I made, but I gotta level up first

2019-05-05 19:37:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So I'm just talking random shit about Lunchables and whatnot til then

2019-05-05 19:40:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sargon and Trump actually give me some hope

2019-05-05 19:45:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Update from J.K. Rowling: You're all gay

2019-05-05 19:47:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I know he killed the meme, but Subscribe to Pewdiepie anyway

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