I'm more of a trust your wife with a hoover kinda man myself

Fucking mood.

It's like letting a woman near a BBQ

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nah-nope-no-gif-4276898

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-absolutely-fucking-not-gif-4496112

I'm assuming that he doesn't know what to call a nail

but he's a Commie so he's seen a hammer before

Like, what is worse? Having your wife hammer for you or not knowing what a fucking nail is?

Well atleast he has a wife

so the nail

Fucking oof.

US, UK, and Russia vs the Axis Powers

but thats the future

you better get used to these bars kid... that line had me laughing for 5 minutes the first time I heard it

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Might be time to think about a divorce mate

I'm looking at it and still I don't know what it is

Well my day has been cursed

Creepy man sell creepy ANIME

I'm glad my Daughter is a teenager. Never thought I'd say that.

Super Gay. Hope that cheers her up

is the animal insensitive?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/LpkLWXTp0v0qy70xPp/giphy.mp4

@Deleted User oh shit, the dog died on her birthday?!

That's rough beyond all beleif

Reminds me of how I didn't find out my dog had died until 3 months afterwards

you lose it in a divorce?

No, he was with my parents while I was in Alaska, and he died of kidney failure

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https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1125661872479453185

When AOC doesn't know what a FUCKING garbage disposal is

Yes, it's in another channel lol