I would bang kim

I would if I had to

For world peace or something like that

You're all a bunch of intellectually disabled nig nogs

why

Why

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Because using the word retard is forbidden

So quit being intellectually disabled

I'm not using it 🤷🏿

I don't assume your intelligence

goodnight fellow faggots 🖤

bed time in upsidedown land

The lads look happy to try their luck

https://twitter.com/carsable/status/1125538481554579457

...women

I guess he trusts her with a hammer

I'm more of a trust your wife with a hoover kinda man myself

Fucking mood.

It's like letting a woman near a BBQ

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nah-nope-no-gif-4276898

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-absolutely-fucking-not-gif-4496112

I'm assuming that he doesn't know what to call a nail

but he's a Commie so he's seen a hammer before

Like, what is worse? Having your wife hammer for you or not knowing what a fucking nail is?

Well atleast he has a wife

so the nail

Fucking oof.

US, UK, and Russia vs the Axis Powers

but thats the future

you better get used to these bars kid... that line had me laughing for 5 minutes the first time I heard it

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Might be time to think about a divorce mate

I'm looking at it and still I don't know what it is

Well my day has been cursed