failing at getting a job

evidently

I go around doing applications all the time.

I must suck at it or something, but nobody ever critiques me.

Even when I ask them to.

@EnderOctanus Mordhau is good buy it <:shap:497652686603288576>

so get a job filling out applications with your arts degree

I have an AAS in Instrumentation Technology.

*music degree

a degree in instruments <:shap:497652686603288576>

No, industrial instruments. Gauges and shit.

It's a blue collar job.

go busk for change you hippie

I legit wanna hurt you a little bit right now.

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

I'm motivating you

Just a few punches.

@EnderOctanus Crush them

Nothing serious.

to not be a jobless shmuck

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

I'm trying. And failing. Which makes me feel even fucking worse because now I just feel like a goddamn loser.

sell your body to the feds

How the fuck is HOME DEPOT not interested in me?

Or McDonald's?

cus you aren't a robot

hey, don't feel bad. I was rejected by walmart.

because they want retards that can't think for themselves

And the goddamn governor raised taxes so industry is moving to Texas, and I can't afford to follow.

apply for McDonald's job and don't give them a resume

My car is almost dead, and is a year past its inspection date.

significantly higher chance of getting hired

if your transportation dies on you, you might as well be dead

prepare

Yeah...

all those friends you think you have. when you ask them for a ride they'll just ignore the call or txt

😄

The windows don't work, it hemorrhages power steering fluid, one door doesn't open from the outside, the windshield wiper sprayer lines broke, the O2 sensor broke...

The underside is infested with black and brown widow spiders...

So fuck, I don't wanna change the oil.

Get bit and die under a shitty 2001 Honda Accord.