to not be a jobless shmuck

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I'm trying. And failing. Which makes me feel even fucking worse because now I just feel like a goddamn loser.

sell your body to the feds

How the fuck is HOME DEPOT not interested in me?

Or McDonald's?

cus you aren't a robot

hey, don't feel bad. I was rejected by walmart.

because they want retards that can't think for themselves

And the goddamn governor raised taxes so industry is moving to Texas, and I can't afford to follow.

apply for McDonald's job and don't give them a resume

My car is almost dead, and is a year past its inspection date.

significantly higher chance of getting hired

if your transportation dies on you, you might as well be dead

prepare

Yeah...

all those friends you think you have. when you ask them for a ride they'll just ignore the call or txt

😄

The windows don't work, it hemorrhages power steering fluid, one door doesn't open from the outside, the windshield wiper sprayer lines broke, the O2 sensor broke...

The underside is infested with black and brown widow spiders...

So fuck, I don't wanna change the oil.

Get bit and die under a shitty 2001 Honda Accord.

oh... can't you put a tarp of it and throw one of those fumigation bombs under it to kill em off?

Tried it.

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17640888.supporters-of-ukips-carl-benjamin-clash-with-left-wing-activists-in-wetherspoons/

They don't work well on spiders apparently. Those need the pest to clean themselves, or have permeable bodies. Spiders do neither.

If I could get underneath I could spray the fuck out of them but I would need like a garage lift or pit.

And I doubt my local Firestone is gonna be fine with me doing black widow extermination in their garage.

Or do it for me.

So I am literally waiting for it to just give up and die, it's on like 115k miles.

The transmission has started to fuck up too.

it only has 115k on miles on it and its a honda?

Yeah.

SAVE YOUR CAR BRO

thats nothing for a honda

Gimme money to do so.

Almost everything in the damn thing has been replaced at this point after breaking.

only thing I can think of is like dust said and try applying without the resume to the low wage jobs and see if they'll bite on that

but yeah. all I can say really is good luck. are either of your parents in the military or were?

Nope.

I don't know then. =/