Freestyle Gumbo 👌🏿

this will never not be hilarious to me

Also. Ammo is expensive as FUCK.

so get a job you lazy fuck

What the fuck you think I've been doing you retard?

just take money by force

failing at getting a job

evidently

I go around doing applications all the time.

I must suck at it or something, but nobody ever critiques me.

Even when I ask them to.

@EnderOctanus Mordhau is good buy it <:shap:497652686603288576>

so get a job filling out applications with your arts degree

I have an AAS in Instrumentation Technology.

*music degree

a degree in instruments <:shap:497652686603288576>

No, industrial instruments. Gauges and shit.

It's a blue collar job.

go busk for change you hippie

I legit wanna hurt you a little bit right now.

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

I'm motivating you

Just a few punches.

@EnderOctanus Crush them

Nothing serious.

to not be a jobless shmuck

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

I'm trying. And failing. Which makes me feel even fucking worse because now I just feel like a goddamn loser.

sell your body to the feds

How the fuck is HOME DEPOT not interested in me?

Or McDonald's?

cus you aren't a robot

hey, don't feel bad. I was rejected by walmart.

because they want retards that can't think for themselves

And the goddamn governor raised taxes so industry is moving to Texas, and I can't afford to follow.

apply for McDonald's job and don't give them a resume

My car is almost dead, and is a year past its inspection date.

significantly higher chance of getting hired

if your transportation dies on you, you might as well be dead

prepare

Yeah...