Message from @TheKungFuRobber

Discord ID: 584033661729505292


2019-05-31 14:27:01 UTC  

not rollercoasters

2019-05-31 14:27:02 UTC  

actually i haven't been on rollercoasters for ages

2019-05-31 14:27:12 UTC  

but when i was a teenager i loved 'em

2019-05-31 14:27:54 UTC  

Wooden rollercoasters are the shit

2019-05-31 14:28:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/584025322127753227/cf7da5c1a096030561a2d28263f0428d.png

2019-05-31 14:28:15 UTC  

I have severe doubts about portable coasters that they have in traveling fairs

2019-05-31 14:28:23 UTC  

<:GWjiangoPepeGenius:398568908971573248>

2019-05-31 14:29:58 UTC  

Yeah, there's an annual festival in my city where one of the coasters carriages came off. Killed 7 I think.

2019-05-31 14:30:30 UTC  

similar thing here except rekt legs

2019-05-31 14:31:06 UTC  

Okay maybe not death

2019-05-31 14:34:26 UTC  

I was at calgary stampede once

2019-05-31 14:36:36 UTC  

Living here, the novelty wears off quickly

2019-05-31 14:37:52 UTC  

it was great as tourist

2019-05-31 14:38:33 UTC  

but I know what you mean, I lived in Munich for a few years and got tired of Oktoberfest pretty fast

2019-05-31 14:49:23 UTC  

Everything is dangerous

2019-05-31 14:49:30 UTC  

That’s what makes life fun

2019-05-31 14:57:04 UTC  

`btw if metric is so good, would you be interested in a metric time?
`
definitely

2019-05-31 14:57:21 UTC  

while we're at it, fix timezones

2019-05-31 15:01:14 UTC  

reeeeeee

2019-05-31 15:01:15 UTC  

you're fucking a white male

2019-05-31 15:04:15 UTC  

i'm a fucking white whale

2019-05-31 15:04:46 UTC  

I'm a white nigger

I'm a Gammon

2019-05-31 15:09:56 UTC  

As a ginger, I'm a minority within white males

2019-05-31 15:09:59 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-05-31 15:14:54 UTC  

You have the recessive gene, unlucky

2019-05-31 15:15:05 UTC  

Yeah

2019-05-31 15:15:06 UTC  

Tbh

2019-05-31 15:15:13 UTC  

Ginger men got the short straw

2019-05-31 15:15:19 UTC  

Now, red headed women...

2019-05-31 15:15:51 UTC  

Never has a truer thing been uttered in this server

2019-05-31 15:19:12 UTC  

Hey guys, look what happened 13 years ago and foreshadowed modern England

2019-05-31 15:20:29 UTC  

Availability of gunsin the UK, umm they are basically unavailable.

2019-05-31 15:25:01 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-05-31 15:25:04 UTC  

>2006

2019-05-31 15:25:52 UTC  

you can get shot guns

YOU can get Rifles and Pistols. Just join a gun club, have alot of cash and expect the Government up your ass

2019-05-31 15:37:48 UTC  

Looking at a bbc headline “How Britain tried to ‘erase’ India’s third gender”. How did they do that ? Through educating Indians that there are actually only two

2019-05-31 15:38:37 UTC  

I didn’t bother clicking on the article so I don’t know the answer they gave, but that’s the only feesable answer, unless they went on a killing spree