Message from @MountainMan

Discord ID: 606906039107059747


2019-08-02 17:45:29 UTC  

intentionally

2019-08-02 17:45:33 UTC  

neither have I

2019-08-02 17:45:43 UTC  

normal people dont steal

2019-08-02 17:45:54 UTC  

I've walked out the store a few times and not paid for an item that I missed in the trolley

2019-08-02 17:45:55 UTC  

Men rob banks n shit <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-08-02 17:46:07 UTC  

naaa men steal too trust me

2019-08-02 17:46:15 UTC  

they just steal more ridicolous shit

2019-08-02 17:46:22 UTC  

Lol

2019-08-02 17:46:22 UTC  

I had some guy try to steal a fucking porkleg

2019-08-02 17:46:34 UTC  

this is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen

2019-08-02 17:46:41 UTC  

Men better at stealing very epic

2019-08-02 17:46:48 UTC  

so they don't have opportunity to be thieves

2019-08-02 17:46:53 UTC  

they also try to steal a lot of chocolate

2019-08-02 17:46:54 UTC  

Heroine is a hell of a drug

2019-08-02 17:46:59 UTC  

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2019-08-02 17:47:09 UTC  

yeah. most of the thieves I have caught have been crackhead looking whites

2019-08-02 17:47:20 UTC  

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-02 17:47:20 UTC  

or overtly expensive clothed whites

2019-08-02 17:47:37 UTC  

heroine truly is one hell of a drug <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-08-02 17:47:37 UTC  

THANKS WHITE PEOPLE

2019-08-02 17:47:55 UTC  

I have caught a couple afghans too

2019-08-02 17:48:01 UTC  

but like they're REALLY bad at it

2019-08-02 17:48:06 UTC  

wypipo

2019-08-02 17:48:16 UTC  

Winning

2019-08-02 17:48:19 UTC  

nigga do you think I really wont see you taking razors wHEN THEY ARE INFRONT OF ME <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-08-02 17:48:27 UTC  

all people who steal are weird tbh

2019-08-02 17:48:50 UTC  

also they usually like start waliking aout really fast without buying anything and they start predenting to answer a call on the phone

2019-08-02 17:49:25 UTC  

but usually I'll just have to say "excuse me, sir/madame" and some random dude will block their path out because chad people

2019-08-02 17:50:18 UTC  

had this one guy who works at a café closeby (he comes to us everyday to buy for the café" fucking deck this one guy who I caught stealing but couldnt get to in time

2019-08-02 17:50:25 UTC  

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

2019-08-02 17:50:27 UTC  

Nice

2019-08-02 17:51:33 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MEME @Holy Intersectional Inquisition

2019-08-02 17:51:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/606906984746188830/unknown.png

2019-08-02 17:51:45 UTC  

THIS LOOK LIKE SOME RETARD SHIT I'D MAKE

2019-08-02 17:51:47 UTC  

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-02 17:51:55 UTC  

NO FUCKING KIDDING I'M DYING

2019-08-02 17:51:56 UTC  

AHAHAHAHAHAH

2019-08-02 17:52:25 UTC  

And with one word, Thanos killed all black people

2019-08-02 17:52:51 UTC  

Why is a bullet going through that nignogs head?