I say to her "is shoplifting common with girls or something?"

'im not saying I've done it, but it's really easy to steal hair straighteners'

fuckin wat

women are the art of the deal

I have all the important female product behind the cashiering thing @Dust

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because women shoplift too much

I had no idea

the important stuff is usually behind counter

they want to get those cheap chinese knockoffs cus it's them looking good over some fdumb bitch that paid full price

expensive body lotions etc

or they are placed so I have 100% view of the place

Women are very Capitalist

I have caught maybe 2 thieves trying to take female products

lol wtf man

Women want top quality at the lowest price

I've never stolen anything from a supermarket

yes do you see those big round balls on the ceiling when you are going around the store

intentionally

neither have I

normal people dont steal

I've walked out the store a few times and not paid for an item that I missed in the trolley

Men rob banks n shit <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

naaa men steal too trust me

they just steal more ridicolous shit

Lol

I had some guy try to steal a fucking porkleg

this is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen

Men better at stealing very epic

so they don't have opportunity to be thieves

they also try to steal a lot of chocolate

Heroine is a hell of a drug

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yeah. most of the thieves I have caught have been crackhead looking whites

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or overtly expensive clothed whites

heroine truly is one hell of a drug <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

THANKS WHITE PEOPLE

I have caught a couple afghans too

but like they're REALLY bad at it

wypipo