the important stuff is usually behind counter

they want to get those cheap chinese knockoffs cus it's them looking good over some fdumb bitch that paid full price

expensive body lotions etc

or they are placed so I have 100% view of the place

Women are very Capitalist

I have caught maybe 2 thieves trying to take female products

lol wtf man

Women want top quality at the lowest price

I've never stolen anything from a supermarket

yes do you see those big round balls on the ceiling when you are going around the store

intentionally

neither have I

normal people dont steal

I've walked out the store a few times and not paid for an item that I missed in the trolley

Men rob banks n shit <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

naaa men steal too trust me

they just steal more ridicolous shit

Lol

I had some guy try to steal a fucking porkleg

this is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen

Men better at stealing very epic

so they don't have opportunity to be thieves

they also try to steal a lot of chocolate

Heroine is a hell of a drug

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yeah. most of the thieves I have caught have been crackhead looking whites

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or overtly expensive clothed whites

heroine truly is one hell of a drug <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

THANKS WHITE PEOPLE

I have caught a couple afghans too

but like they're REALLY bad at it

wypipo

Winning

nigga do you think I really wont see you taking razors wHEN THEY ARE INFRONT OF ME <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

all people who steal are weird tbh

also they usually like start waliking aout really fast without buying anything and they start predenting to answer a call on the phone

but usually I'll just have to say "excuse me, sir/madame" and some random dude will block their path out because chad people

had this one guy who works at a café closeby (he comes to us everyday to buy for the café" fucking deck this one guy who I caught stealing but couldnt get to in time

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Nice