Woman in a school

When I call 999

woman wearing trousers instead of a lovely frock with flowers on it

I want someone bigger than me

Calling the police is gay

Good luck with the new recrument policy

calling the police gay is ok though

I don't like Police

@Big Ron only if you say "in my opinion" first

Pew pew shoot innocents

Yes the police do nothing but shoot the innocent

It's Italian

And then they just get to go on an extended vacation

Ok sure

In which they lose money

And their kids go hungry, maybe.

And then they face a dozen civil lawsuits

The point of calling 999 is I need someone bigger than me

Change My Mind

Whether they were justified or not

Which are turned down because often officers are above the law

I mean. You might also need medical aid

Especially Federal ones

You just flat out can't sue federal officers

Civil cases? Aren't turned down lol

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 I agree however

You can

People do

Oh wait Civil I'm blind

With the new recrument drive that ain't gonna happen

Your gonna get some cops dressed in rainbows

these days you only need to call 999 when you feel "othered" or experience a microaggression so the size / gender of the police doesn't matter

I have a little bit of autism on the inside

That are 4 ft tall

Civil, you don't even have to be guilty to have to pay damages

And lose your job

Civil Cases are hard tho

Because the Government will often back the officer

Imagine being in a civil case for years because some idiot required you to shoot them

Which means the victims are going to have to Shell out lots for attorney bills

How much money that is gonna cost

Victims usually get pro-bono attorneys from ACLU etc