I will drop an iron downa dumb waiter and have it land on your face

I will make you walk on lego and micro machines

I will swing paint cans down the stairs and hit you with them

I will fry the top of your head with a blow torch and your hair won't grow back

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**Cristo#4046** was cleansed from the server.

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Macaulay caulkin is funny now watch RLM

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Oh lads this is so funny

I had to grab a few bits on the way home at Sainsbury's cus 'm an Adult

on the way in I spot two 'marketing people'

older women and her atrractive young male asstant

evasive maneuvers!

which was humourous to me already

BUT I get to the checkout and they are buying 11 packets of evian water without a trolley

but here's the BEST bit

I go outisde after buying my things and they are loading up their water

into a

TESLA

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woke

not woke. Virtue signallars

all fake

nothing real

like watching Love Island

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Maybe they didnt buy the Tesla to save the planet but just because they could?

I was already laughing at the water

The Tesla tipped me over the edge