they left a piece of paper on the windscreens of two of the three cars with their registration on

now insurance wont cover shit

2019 ford focus

oh ok

hire car by the sounds of it

Lol

did my civic duty and notified the zoo administration

as long as the driver can be identified

prob should have called police as well

#notmyjob

if its a rental it should be easy

the focus driver must have absolutely floored it in reverse and then carried on even after smashing into the Skoda to push it that far back

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old people

It's always old people

ye was just talking to my brother how I would never ride a motorcycle because even you know what you are doing some geezer is going to kill you

Don't be ageisist

it's gonna be a really shit day for those three people when they get back to their cars

at least the cars should still drive

Skoda was a bit bent in at the front and bonnet popped, but didn't look too severe

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/disney-axes-movies-from-taika-waititi-cary-fukunaga-and-ben-affleck-091506270.html

wonder if all the conservative shareholders that have been furious lately is saying that they better stop fucking everything up and start making them some money. and that the new star wars attraction at Disney world did flow hard did not help

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBdeP5FXoAASIxd?format=jpg&name=medium

I'm guessing no one wants to speak to her as she smells like cat piss all the time

cat piss is the worst smell

can confirm

my parents had a cat that would piss in your shoes if you upset it

I like cats but I think the maximum number is 4

My cat will bite your nose if you don't wake up

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I think even 4 is a stretch

4 is a stretch but it's ok

it's like asking how many kids you'd like

2 maybe

4 is a stretch

10, I'd need to win the lotto

1 is pretty good

nope

replacement rate is 2.3