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I am patriotic American warmonger now

I too sexually identify as United States

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FUCK YEAH AMERICA

FREEDOM

LIBERTY

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Borger

i eat borger

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Same

Was dis brass typing

I do like the fact that the USA give you the option to fight for your collage tuition rather than just get in debt for higher education

Oh you get to fight?

he means the army

Like a big battle royale

And the only survivor gets his student loans paid

Seems reasonable

Like you get to immediately apply what you learned

A battle royale for higher education would be dystopian yet a hilarious option

Who pays the other loans? @Ondsinet

oh i would take life to have my debts in order

i just would not do anything illegal

@gonejaminthey died, but I guess they can put ads and televise the battle royale

So basically the losers are the loaners ?

Oh maybe the losers die and don't have to pay the loans at all

So the schools have a reason to actually teach something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdjUSPT5Uhs

thots cant manage finances

Would immediately dissolve gender studies courses

the origin of Monopoly is anticapitalist

Its a lampoon game

But like all things it needed capatilisist money to succeed

Plot twist;
The battle royale takes place the day before the graduation.
The university pays back the 70% of all funds accrued to the bank who gave the loan to the winning student.
The Universitys in turn become indebted to the banks and have to continue the cycle.

TL;DR - All our sceintists and lawyers will be intelligent and warriors.

Shit, have I intentionally just advocated for eugenics?

unintentionally*

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What

No

What kind of 4chan cancer is that

Delete it