Message from @Igloo Dude

Discord ID: 621077416374435840


2019-09-10 20:14:23 UTC  

he means the army

2019-09-10 20:14:23 UTC  

Like a big battle royale

2019-09-10 20:14:43 UTC  

And the only survivor gets his student loans paid

2019-09-10 20:14:49 UTC  

Seems reasonable

2019-09-10 20:15:08 UTC  

Like you get to immediately apply what you learned

2019-09-10 20:15:09 UTC  

A battle royale for higher education would be dystopian yet a hilarious option

2019-09-10 20:15:16 UTC  

Who pays the other loans? @Ondsinet

2019-09-10 20:15:27 UTC  

oh i would take life to have my debts in order

2019-09-10 20:15:38 UTC  

i just would not do anything illegal

2019-09-10 20:15:47 UTC  

@gonejaminthey died, but I guess they can put ads and televise the battle royale

2019-09-10 20:16:11 UTC  

So basically the losers are the loaners ?

2019-09-10 20:17:03 UTC  

Oh maybe the losers die and don't have to pay the loans at all

2019-09-10 20:17:14 UTC  

So the schools have a reason to actually teach something

2019-09-10 20:17:36 UTC  

thots cant manage finances

2019-09-10 20:17:37 UTC  

Would immediately dissolve gender studies courses

2019-09-10 20:18:13 UTC  

the origin of Monopoly is anticapitalist

2019-09-10 20:18:43 UTC  

Its a lampoon game

2019-09-10 20:18:50 UTC  

But like all things it needed capatilisist money to succeed

2019-09-10 20:19:25 UTC  

Plot twist;
The battle royale takes place the day before the graduation.
The university pays back the 70% of all funds accrued to the bank who gave the loan to the winning student.
The Universitys in turn become indebted to the banks and have to continue the cycle.

TL;DR - All our sceintists and lawyers will be intelligent and warriors.

Shit, have I intentionally just advocated for eugenics?

2019-09-10 20:19:55 UTC  

unintentionally*

2019-09-10 20:20:18 UTC  

πŸ€”

2019-09-10 20:20:25 UTC  

What

2019-09-10 20:20:29 UTC  

No

2019-09-10 20:20:34 UTC  

What kind of 4chan cancer is that

2019-09-10 20:20:36 UTC  

Delete it

2019-09-10 20:20:46 UTC  

No censorship

2019-09-10 20:20:54 UTC  

REEEEEEEE

2019-09-10 20:21:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/621077707488493598/601cf7c.jpg

2019-09-10 20:21:13 UTC  

Kek

2019-09-10 20:21:28 UTC  

Best part is theres a 50/50 chance that was actually a propaganda poster

2019-09-10 20:21:45 UTC  

Reverse search it

2019-09-10 20:21:59 UTC  

It was

2019-09-10 20:22:28 UTC  

Wew
How badly that has aged

2019-09-10 20:22:49 UTC  

Many things have aged as well as

2019-09-10 20:22:59 UTC  

That's why old people = funny

2019-09-10 20:23:05 UTC  

One day that will be us

2019-09-10 20:23:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/621078377666707506/e74834d.jpg

2019-09-10 20:24:06 UTC  

That's beautiful

2019-09-10 20:24:12 UTC  

Hahahaha outstanding.