Message from @Ondsinet
Discord ID: 621075995411349504
oh wait
my gender is United States
Nice
I knew it
SO IS MINE
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I am patriotic American warmonger now
I too sexually identify as United States
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FUCK YEAH AMERICA
FREEDOM
LIBERTY
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Borger
i eat borger
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Same
Was dis brass typing
I do like the fact that the USA give you the option to fight for your collage tuition rather than just get in debt for higher education
he means the army
Like a big battle royale
And the only survivor gets his student loans paid
Seems reasonable
Like you get to immediately apply what you learned
A battle royale for higher education would be dystopian yet a hilarious option
oh i would take life to have my debts in order
i just would not do anything illegal
@gonejaminthey died, but I guess they can put ads and televise the battle royale
So basically the losers are the loaners ?
Oh maybe the losers die and don't have to pay the loans at all
So the schools have a reason to actually teach something
thots cant manage finances
Would immediately dissolve gender studies courses
the origin of Monopoly is anticapitalist
Its a lampoon game
But like all things it needed capatilisist money to succeed
Plot twist;
The battle royale takes place the day before the graduation.
The university pays back the 70% of all funds accrued to the bank who gave the loan to the winning student.
The Universitys in turn become indebted to the banks and have to continue the cycle.
TL;DR - All our sceintists and lawyers will be intelligent and warriors.
Shit, have I intentionally just advocated for eugenics?