hahahahahaha

oh w8 chicken, thought u said goose

chicken is yeah i guess

I hate geese so much I feel like it would taste even better

Chickens yeah

who dies from chickens smh

"a goose had to die for me to eat this"

just kick it

children who touch them and get fked? 🤔

still never heard of it happening

***time to google***

@ShrektEffect bird flu? lol

wtf actually hard to find cases <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Huh?

there's not been enough homicides by chicken in this world. we need to change that <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

No I meant people get physically attacked by chickens and die @Dust <:kek:590371888480387073>

Also more people per year are killed by vending machines than by sharks

you been playing Zelda too much lad

Actually I've never played Zelda

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https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/09/23/755916067c9c777d.jpg

DUDE i duckduckgo ''children killed by chicken and i get THIS fkg shit. BRUH duckduckgo can suck my dick

ddg search is actually shit tbh

no shit

@Dust I remember playing crash bandicoot and tekken <:kek:590371888480387073>

i really need to change my default search, keep having to manually type in google bc ddg is so bad

Bing >>> ddg/google for search results

same <:shap:497652686603288576>

Chandler knows all

"There may never be a clearer picture of the Isle of Wight from space." Caption by astronaut Chris Hadfield on board the International Space Station.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/IsleOfWightFromTheISS.jpg

@ShrektEffect wanna MC later? i need cook n shit now 👌

Chris Hadfield is watching you masturbate

Sure

I'm omw home rn

oh my word

what do you think this pink nigga tastes like

probably tastes like fish

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probably tastes like chicken tbh

everything tastes like chicken