Message from @ShrektEffect

Discord ID: 625727850187587655


2019-09-23 16:15:14 UTC  

Huh?

2019-09-23 16:15:30 UTC  

there's not been enough homicides by chicken in this world. we need to change that <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-09-23 16:16:13 UTC  

No I meant people get physically attacked by chickens and die @Dust <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-09-23 16:16:28 UTC  

Also more people per year are killed by vending machines than by sharks

2019-09-23 16:16:28 UTC  

you been playing Zelda too much lad

2019-09-23 16:16:47 UTC  

Actually I've never played Zelda

2019-09-23 16:16:52 UTC  

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-09-23 16:16:59 UTC  

DUDE i duckduckgo ''children killed by chicken and i get THIS fkg shit. BRUH duckduckgo can suck my dick

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/625727325119709200/unknown.png

2019-09-23 16:17:17 UTC  

ddg search is actually shit tbh

2019-09-23 16:17:24 UTC  

no shit

2019-09-23 16:17:46 UTC  

@Dust I remember playing crash bandicoot and tekken <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-09-23 16:17:55 UTC  

i really need to change my default search, keep having to manually type in google bc ddg is so bad

2019-09-23 16:18:00 UTC  

Bing >>> ddg/google for search results

2019-09-23 16:18:12 UTC  

same <:shap:497652686603288576>

2019-09-23 16:18:15 UTC  

Chandler knows all

2019-09-23 16:18:42 UTC  

"There may never be a clearer picture of the Isle of Wight from space." Caption by astronaut Chris Hadfield on board the International Space Station.

2019-09-23 16:18:59 UTC  

@ShrektEffect wanna MC later? i need cook n shit now πŸ‘Œ

2019-09-23 16:19:00 UTC  

Chris Hadfield is watching you masturbate

2019-09-23 16:19:04 UTC  

Sure

2019-09-23 16:19:12 UTC  

I'm omw home rn

2019-09-23 16:19:23 UTC  

oh my word

2019-09-23 16:22:07 UTC  

what do you think this pink nigga tastes like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/625728609948008468/unknown.png

2019-09-23 16:22:56 UTC  

probably tastes like fish

2019-09-23 16:23:14 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-09-23 16:23:33 UTC  

probably tastes like chicken tbh

2019-09-23 16:23:37 UTC  

everything tastes like chicken

2019-09-23 16:24:10 UTC  

cat

2019-09-23 16:24:16 UTC  

they are tasty

2019-09-23 16:25:34 UTC  

@Dust old niggers waiting

2019-09-23 16:25:50 UTC  

Oh, it's m not n

2019-09-23 16:25:55 UTC  

So midgets I guess

2019-09-23 16:25:56 UTC  

@ShrektEffect okay retard

2019-09-23 16:37:40 UTC  

jack cunty playing drums at the end https://youtu.be/jbTI7eWaQbk?t=280

Snapper taste p good

2019-09-23 16:40:53 UTC  

yo wtf are those muppets

2019-09-23 16:40:57 UTC  

are they a thing?

2019-09-23 16:41:11 UTC  

because they were in a music video for a song I saw last night

2019-09-23 16:41:42 UTC  
2019-09-23 16:41:47 UTC  

from 11 years ago lol