pro-tip manufacturers shouldn't have to compensate for retarded parents

TURTWIIIIIG

@Dust

Next kid gonna be 💩 🍴 💩

idiots shouldn't be allowed to have children

Meet my kid: <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1179036605283061762

Ok

So

It used to look like a butt

The they lobotomized it because it was sexist

Just like how 😏 used to look like a molester

And now they are calling the ugly version sexy against trump?

Truly deranged

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470155-fake-news-california-newborn-becomes-first-baby-to-be-named-an-emoji.html

fake news

plz stop posting shit from CNN and the Grauniad

<:fake_news:430430057060630529>

@Big Ron yeah I assumed it lol

The ending gave it away

I assumed it was true tbh as soon as I saw "California" but wanted to find the original to send to someone

You must first look at the ancient sumarians

Oy vey

And to think people say communism doesnt ever work...

http://magaimg.net/img/93ad.png

ANTIFA cucks are the type of people who would buy a hammer and sickle bottle opener

And pay with daddies credit card

Dad disowned him long ago

Only mother's would support such behavior

inb4 it actually pierces the cap instead of opening it

<:LUL:585653939970637825>

But comrade

Its an empty bottle

<:shapiro:509513445490688001>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575630519711301645/628601466365673489/IMG_20190920_004424_654.jpg

actual picture of me from Sunday

HANDS UP, WH*TY. YOU ASSETS ARE FORFEIT AND YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO LIFE IS OVER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. GET ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1179038970220404737

Well. According to the 1980 doomsday waffles the earth would be uninhabitable by 1994

Now the 2019 doomsday waffles are saying 2031