i will starve now

I got some dishwasher tablets 👍🏿

cus I'm an adult

i only eat tide pods

Which flavour?

oreo

I didn't know they made those

i just searched it

unless they made oreos that taste like tide pods

since there is clearly a demand

Advertise it to children

yes

@Dust have you met mike hawk?

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the containers they put washing pods in now are infuriating, I end up just ripping the lid off lol

<:pepehands:378719408367075333> don't ignore me

pro-tip manufacturers shouldn't have to compensate for retarded parents

TURTWIIIIIG

@Dust

Next kid gonna be 💩 🍴 💩

idiots shouldn't be allowed to have children

Meet my kid: <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1179036605283061762

Ok

So

It used to look like a butt

The they lobotomized it because it was sexist

Just like how 😏 used to look like a molester

And now they are calling the ugly version sexy against trump?

Truly deranged

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470155-fake-news-california-newborn-becomes-first-baby-to-be-named-an-emoji.html

fake news

plz stop posting shit from CNN and the Grauniad

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@Big Ron yeah I assumed it lol

The ending gave it away

I assumed it was true tbh as soon as I saw "California" but wanted to find the original to send to someone

You must first look at the ancient sumarians

Oy vey

And to think people say communism doesnt ever work...

http://magaimg.net/img/93ad.png

ANTIFA cucks are the type of people who would buy a hammer and sickle bottle opener