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@Big Ron yeah I assumed it lol

The ending gave it away

I assumed it was true tbh as soon as I saw "California" but wanted to find the original to send to someone

You must first look at the ancient sumarians

Oy vey

And to think people say communism doesnt ever work...

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ANTIFA cucks are the type of people who would buy a hammer and sickle bottle opener

And pay with daddies credit card

Dad disowned him long ago

Only mother's would support such behavior

inb4 it actually pierces the cap instead of opening it

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But comrade

Its an empty bottle

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575630519711301645/628601466365673489/IMG_20190920_004424_654.jpg

actual picture of me from Sunday

HANDS UP, WH*TY. YOU ASSETS ARE FORFEIT AND YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO LIFE IS OVER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. GET ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1179038970220404737

Well. According to the 1980 doomsday waffles the earth would be uninhabitable by 1994

Now the 2019 doomsday waffles are saying 2031

lol fuck off

It was so they cant witness against each others

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/09/20/nolte-climate-experts-are-0-41-with-their-doomsday-predictions/ @Son of Rome

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Pretty much

What are you on about. Ottomans carried in the middle East

Japan was pretty competent but Germany was still 80%

70%

Tho Japans naval strength was pretty incredible

Well the plan was Nazis take Europe, japs take the Pacific and hit both coasts

But Hitler SOILED IT

And Germanys was a glorified flotilla

Japan are pretty good at getting nuked

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German navy= 2 battleships
2 fucked up undergunned battleship/battlecruiser things
2 pre Dreadnoughts
3 heavy cruisers with battlecruiser guns and like...8 other cruisers