years ago

What?

oh no

@Dust what is he saying

i always shopped there

i will starve now

I got some dishwasher tablets 👍🏿

cus I'm an adult

i only eat tide pods

Which flavour?

oreo

I didn't know they made those

i just searched it

unless they made oreos that taste like tide pods

since there is clearly a demand

Advertise it to children

yes

@Dust have you met mike hawk?

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the containers they put washing pods in now are infuriating, I end up just ripping the lid off lol

<:pepehands:378719408367075333> don't ignore me

pro-tip manufacturers shouldn't have to compensate for retarded parents

TURTWIIIIIG

@Dust

Next kid gonna be 💩 🍴 💩

idiots shouldn't be allowed to have children

Meet my kid: <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1179036605283061762

Ok

So

It used to look like a butt

The they lobotomized it because it was sexist

Just like how 😏 used to look like a molester

And now they are calling the ugly version sexy against trump?

Truly deranged

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470155-fake-news-california-newborn-becomes-first-baby-to-be-named-an-emoji.html

fake news

plz stop posting shit from CNN and the Grauniad

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@Big Ron yeah I assumed it lol

The ending gave it away