inb4 it actually pierces the cap instead of opening it

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But comrade

Its an empty bottle

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575630519711301645/628601466365673489/IMG_20190920_004424_654.jpg

actual picture of me from Sunday

HANDS UP, WH*TY. YOU ASSETS ARE FORFEIT AND YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO LIFE IS OVER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. GET ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1179038970220404737

Well. According to the 1980 doomsday waffles the earth would be uninhabitable by 1994

Now the 2019 doomsday waffles are saying 2031

lol fuck off

It was so they cant witness against each others

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/09/20/nolte-climate-experts-are-0-41-with-their-doomsday-predictions/ @Son of Rome

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Pretty much

What are you on about. Ottomans carried in the middle East

Japan was pretty competent but Germany was still 80%

70%

Tho Japans naval strength was pretty incredible

Well the plan was Nazis take Europe, japs take the Pacific and hit both coasts

But Hitler SOILED IT

And Germanys was a glorified flotilla

Japan are pretty good at getting nuked

But amerifags stopped it<:think_hang:378717098903470080>

German navy= 2 battleships
2 fucked up undergunned battleship/battlecruiser things
2 pre Dreadnoughts
3 heavy cruisers with battlecruiser guns and like...8 other cruisers

Ww1 german navy was fucking huge tho

And a few submarines.

The big problem for Japan was that destroying the us fleet in pearl harbour was a blessing in disguise for the us

True

japs were signing their own death warrant lolo

And Germany did loose a lot of fleet power when they invaded Norway

vikings know how to boat

Never a good idea to sail in front of the huge coastal battery uninvited with your brand new battleship

Germany never needed a fleet anyway

They never couldve even touched the royal navy's asshole

Btw. AFAIK germany was a naval power to watch out for