One plus is good

hey when ur sloshed it's hard af to type on stupid smol screens tbf

This is true

I also can't click on the message box very well.

Imma go and have a shower and then get cozy in bed.

My shoes even smell like beer

Damn

Those are nice shoes don't ruin them

Clean off the Thot stains from stepping on hoes all night

They're fine. Just need a polish to get the booze and piss off the bottoms.

Good as new

Drunk men can't aim their pp's

Dude literally pissed down the wall

Lmao Yeah my favorite is when the drunk nibba that can't hold his alcohol wants to strike up a convo like you're best mates at the urinal

A row of urinals, you chose to come next to me.

Bruh

Some dude introduced me to his gf and then left me with her and she flirted with me the whole time till he came back. lmao

<:virgin:402360028528377868> cucked

Coulda cucked him.

this is normal for girls

He even fucking bought me a wine.

they want to know if u find them attractive

Yeah seriously if I wanted to use my powers for evil instead of good the Jews would love me.

Women are play things

Women in that situation anyway

Then this rando thot that's friend with my friend decided to shake hands for like a whole minute.

awkward

Easier to manipulate than children

Good morning brother HH

Gamers

Rise

Up

Reclaim

Your

Birthright

I always say good morning back. Manners.

Bitch grinded me when her bf was turned away and then went back to her bf when he turned round. lol

***GAMERS***

GAMERS

***RISE UP***

"libertarians can accomplish anything"