Dude is thought to fuck everything that moves.

He made this whole speech about how he was leaving Chelsea for Madrid to be "closer to his family"...

In 🇪🇸, most big female teams are just independent teams that were bought by proper male teams and Real Madrid was the latest big club to join the trend.

I see

Didnt realize he would been slinging like that

He seemed kinda quiet at Chelsea

Real Madrid fans also tend to unearth some stupid tweets every time a certain guy does something good.
Some big journo back when Modric played for Tottenham = "Why buy Modric when you have Miguel de las Cuevas? It just makes no sense"

I've seen that one easily 30+ times over the past 4 seasons. 😂

Another longtime meme by Real Madrid fans is how everything a certain journo supports eventually fails.

Tomás Roncero (Diario AS) is a hardcore Real Madrid fan but fans believe he makes everything fail. The best of all? He has started reverse-wishing and it has worked a number of times. 😂

The fucker knows how powerful he is.

@OORA - "Liverpool has no chance to qualify, FC Barcelona will play the Champions League's final in Atlético's home stadium" http://twitter.com/As_TomasRoncero/status/1125830217589841920

7 minutes or so later, Liverpool FC qualified in one Hell of a crazy ending.

He also reverse-wished and made Tottenham qualify for the final. 😂

I said the same thing too. In both semis. I thought everything was settled in the first leg.

(Btw some guy left the server because of the politics channel. He pm'd me about it. )

Oh, wow, hahaha.

This Kermit-looking account is nice and has this as his pinned tweet:
"When they mention me the anti-jinx I don't even know what to say... Either it comes from you naturally or it doesn't... like the love for the team you support".
http://twitter.com/Petrelli86/status/776514167876509697

The contragafe (anti-jinx) was a whole meme during the 3 consecutive Champions League title runs by Real Madrid.

Journos kept hyping up the team and some users kept replying with #CD (anti-jinx detected) because they thought the hype would kill the chances.

@OORA - Some Real Madrid fans after the team's signing of Japanese teen star Takefusa Kubo:
"Castilla (Real Madrid's B team) and Getafe CF are gonna enjoy him a lot"

The team buys some teenage prospect and they're like "HE'S GONNA FAIL!!!".

I guess I need to learn Spanish to join in on the fun

When Chelsea fans makes memes about Jorginho being Sarri's love child, half the fan base getty pissy

The English-speaking side is gradually "getting it" but they still have plenty to learn.

Oh, I forgot, this week Real Madrid presented Eder Militao 🇧🇷 and he somehow felt nausea during the press conference. Of course Real Madrid fans decided to fuck with him with all kinds of memes.

The main one was calling him "Eder Mareao" (Eder Dizzy).

As Eder was a pick from Julen Lopetegui's run with Real Madrid and he fainted while being the host of some TV show during the 2006 FIFA World Cup, this was created. http://twitter.com/LonzoGod/status/1148942256155611136

It's a 2-picture kind of thing.

Actually I take that back. We have cool/funny fans.

Another meme against him is Eder Limitao (Eder Limited) because, of course, some Real Madrid fans think he ain't good enough. 😂

I'll try to publish some humor from RM fans during the season, shit can get wild.

Another big RM meme is the parody account of the basketball coach: Pablo Lolaso (Pablo BigLoL, instead of Pablo Laso).

That one is so popular that, for a week, they exchanged profile pictures. Also, basically the whole squad follows both accounts (real & parody one).

👌

Big meme during this Summer's transfer window: Florenthanos.

Lucas Vázquez = no longer wanted by a lot of fans.
Lucas Vázquez = gets robbed.
RM fans = "You should probably leave and move to England, Italy, China..."
http://twitter.com/diarioas/status/1139836221356724224

Real Madrid fans before a match in 1974.

Welp, got banned from Chelsea Discord

Did you not say that backwards Islamophobia spells aibohpamalsi which although isnt even a word and is utter fucking nonsense still has more credibility than the word Islamophobia. They probably wouldn't of let you back in based on that understanding though.