Message from @OORA

Discord ID: 600008766662115328


2019-07-05 21:33:41 UTC  

Circuit de Cataluña 24h race for sportbikes... and a rider has died during qualifying. 🤦🏻

2019-07-05 21:33:59 UTC  

2 years in a row with a fatal accident. It's somewhat ironic, even funny, considering that they went from the Montjuich Street Circuit to the Circuit de Cataluña to AVOID deaths. 😂

2019-07-05 21:34:01 UTC  

Also, yes, they used to make a motherfucking 24h sportbike on a street circuit up until the late 80s!

2019-07-07 22:51:41 UTC  

Someone didn't say "no homo" before kissing this guy. 😂 http://twitter.com/Saves1990/status/1117103678312394753

2019-07-08 08:34:56 UTC  

haha

2019-07-08 19:46:59 UTC  

RAFA NADAL has literally ZERO CHILL
Journo = "So Barty is the women's #1 in the World and had to play on Court #2 while you were on #1"
Rafa = "Well, I'm #2 in the World and I've won 18 Grand Slams" http://twitter.com/vamos/status/1148252823148044288

2019-07-12 08:14:10 UTC  

Real Madrid footballer Dani Ceballos back in 2012:
"Why do some 14-year-old girls have breasts so big nowadays? Is it from holding their breaths while doing a blowjob?"
He was a couple of months from turning 16 back then.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/435577309953785856/599151504666132481/aaa1.jpg

2019-07-14 16:56:41 UTC  

@OORA - For real, the meme community of Real Madrid is great.

2019-07-14 16:57:14 UTC  

They poke fun at their players, probably more than at others.

2019-07-14 16:57:17 UTC  

I guess I gotta learn Spanish to join

2019-07-14 16:57:43 UTC  

Yea I see seomtimes when their memes about Courtois spills over into English Football twitter

2019-07-14 16:57:59 UTC  

(Courtois was another reason I hated them)

2019-07-14 16:58:06 UTC  

F ****** Snake

2019-07-14 16:58:18 UTC  

The most recent thing about Courtois is that everyone should assume that he already has the numbers of all the players of the newly-founded female team of Real Madrid.

2019-07-14 16:58:52 UTC  

Really now...

2019-07-14 16:59:11 UTC  

Dude is thought to fuck everything that moves.

2019-07-14 16:59:31 UTC  

He made this whole speech about how he was leaving Chelsea for Madrid to be "closer to his family"...

2019-07-14 16:59:32 UTC  

In 🇪🇸, most big female teams are just independent teams that were bought by proper male teams and Real Madrid was the latest big club to join the trend.

2019-07-14 16:59:56 UTC  

I see

2019-07-14 17:00:28 UTC  

Didnt realize he would been slinging like that

2019-07-14 17:00:37 UTC  

He seemed kinda quiet at Chelsea

2019-07-14 17:01:20 UTC  

Real Madrid fans also tend to unearth some stupid tweets every time a certain guy does something good.
Some big journo back when Modric played for Tottenham = "Why buy Modric when you have Miguel de las Cuevas? It just makes no sense"

2019-07-14 17:01:32 UTC  

I've seen that one easily 30+ times over the past 4 seasons. 😂

2019-07-14 17:07:22 UTC  

Another longtime meme by Real Madrid fans is how everything a certain journo supports eventually fails.

2019-07-14 17:08:02 UTC  

Tomás Roncero (Diario AS) is a hardcore Real Madrid fan but fans believe he makes everything fail. The best of all? He has started reverse-wishing and it has worked a number of times. 😂

2019-07-14 17:08:11 UTC  

The fucker knows how powerful he is.

2019-07-14 17:09:24 UTC  

@OORA - "Liverpool has no chance to qualify, FC Barcelona will play the Champions League's final in Atlético's home stadium" http://twitter.com/As_TomasRoncero/status/1125830217589841920

2019-07-14 17:10:07 UTC  

7 minutes or so later, Liverpool FC qualified in one Hell of a crazy ending.

2019-07-14 17:11:23 UTC  

He also reverse-wished and made Tottenham qualify for the final. 😂

2019-07-14 17:13:42 UTC  

I said the same thing too. In both semis. I thought everything was settled in the first leg.

2019-07-14 17:14:15 UTC  

(Btw some guy left the server because of the politics channel. He pm'd me about it. )

2019-07-14 17:15:23 UTC  

Oh, wow, hahaha.

2019-07-14 17:20:35 UTC  

This Kermit-looking account is nice and has this as his pinned tweet:
"When they mention me the anti-jinx I don't even know what to say... Either it comes from you naturally or it doesn't... like the love for the team you support".
http://twitter.com/Petrelli86/status/776514167876509697

2019-07-14 17:21:04 UTC  

The contragafe (anti-jinx) was a whole meme during the 3 consecutive Champions League title runs by Real Madrid.

2019-07-14 17:21:40 UTC  

Journos kept hyping up the team and some users kept replying with #CD (anti-jinx detected) because they thought the hype would kill the chances.

2019-07-14 17:22:56 UTC  

@OORA - Some Real Madrid fans after the team's signing of Japanese teen star Takefusa Kubo:
"Castilla (Real Madrid's B team) and Getafe CF are gonna enjoy him a lot"

2019-07-14 17:23:14 UTC  

The team buys some teenage prospect and they're like "HE'S GONNA FAIL!!!".

2019-07-14 17:28:01 UTC  

I guess I need to learn Spanish to join in on the fun

2019-07-14 17:28:40 UTC  

When Chelsea fans makes memes about Jorginho being Sarri's love child, half the fan base getty pissy

2019-07-14 17:29:00 UTC  

The English-speaking side is gradually "getting it" but they still have plenty to learn.

2019-07-14 17:30:02 UTC  

Oh, I forgot, this week Real Madrid presented Eder Militao 🇧🇷 and he somehow felt nausea during the press conference. Of course Real Madrid fans decided to fuck with him with all kinds of memes.