Message from @ebowden
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HOOMAN IN DANGER!!!!
My Yorkie attacked me then just acted like the spoiled pup he is
What kind of milkshake did he throw at you?
Why does my cat basically want to fuck me when I've just taken a shower and shaved?
She goes NUTS.
She bites me like if I'm made of cat food.
You're finally clean enough to eat?
I guess, LoL.
She loves me A LOT when I've just taken a shower, it's so weird.
@Fully Buckminstered shibes are just as goofy irl as they on the internet
#NotADog.
@Seatoast Apparently a dip in the ocean washes off and completely replaces the skin microbiome. Perhaps an ocean bath would reduce your basset's body odour, unless it's mainly caused by metabolism.
Dogs tend to love playing at the beach.