Message from @GutsherrAkrobat

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2019-03-26 00:07:53 UTC  

Lincolnshire woman dies trying to see how many "jaffa cakes" could fit into her mouth - It was all part of some random internet challenge. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/young-mum-choked-death-seeing-14172733

2019-03-26 01:03:41 UTC  

Dammit, Darwin got another one.

2019-03-26 01:06:34 UTC  

actually not

2019-03-26 01:06:41 UTC  

it's a young mum

2019-03-26 01:06:47 UTC  

she already procreated

2019-03-26 01:06:49 UTC  

somehow

2019-03-26 17:50:05 UTC  

That is horse shit if true.

2019-03-26 17:55:07 UTC  

Mayor of Chicago is PISSED.

2019-03-26 17:55:27 UTC  

"Jussie Smollett was let off scot free, with no sense of accountability for the moral and ethical wrong of his actions"

2019-03-26 20:45:57 UTC  

Dat damned white supremacist patriarchy

2019-03-27 04:27:11 UTC  

How dare he accuse the higher ups and execs of the music industry be Jewish. Wait a minute...

2019-03-27 09:47:07 UTC  

Lady (40) chokes her husband (65) to death with a scarf in Ceuta 🇪🇸 (1 of 2 Spanish cities in Africa). She lived in the very problematic El Príncipe neighborhood, an area dominated by Muslims, including terrorists and narcs (she wasn't white). http://www.elmundo.es/espana/2019/03/26/5c9a8cca21efa03d048b45dc.html

2019-03-27 09:47:39 UTC  

Don't you mean her husband?

2019-03-27 09:48:56 UTC  

I get those possessive articles wrong all the time, prepositions are even worse for me.

2019-03-28 10:56:39 UTC  

lol

2019-03-28 10:56:51 UTC  

Awful, but funny.

2019-03-28 11:53:06 UTC  

(((by mistake)))

2019-03-28 12:13:13 UTC  

Surgeons have cut off the wrong leg before.

2019-03-28 12:19:22 UTC  

yeah shit happens

2019-03-28 12:19:49 UTC  

I just like laming the jews for this as a meme

2019-03-28 12:21:11 UTC  

tho that would not happen as easy if the country was not subverted by Jews who succeeded in convincing 90 percent of the population to sacrifice their sons forskin to the desert gods

2019-03-28 13:01:12 UTC  

They’ve resorted to stealing foreskins for their cosmetic facials.

2019-03-28 13:01:34 UTC  

Gotta keep them rabbis fed.

2019-03-28 15:26:40 UTC  

Circumcision time

2019-03-28 15:27:25 UTC  

There’s actually a story in the Old Testament of Simon and Levi convincing a city to circumcise themselves and then killing them all on the third day afterwards, when it’s the most painful.

2019-03-28 20:06:09 UTC  
2019-03-28 20:27:22 UTC  

@Finno it's way more complicated

2019-03-28 20:27:47 UTC  

but unfortunately i'm not allowed to talk about that

2019-03-28 20:31:49 UTC  

well I know its more complicated but it did remind me a bit of that
and it was also way more complicated than history books say if I remember correctly

2019-03-28 21:11:08 UTC  

Mexico: "apologize to me, fam! reeeee!"

2019-03-28 21:11:24 UTC  

Spain: *laughs in conquistador*

2019-03-28 21:41:23 UTC  

I'd tell them to destroy all their universities built before their independence.

2019-03-28 21:49:50 UTC  

Lot of good all that education did them. You can lead a Jose' to water, but you can't make him think.

2019-03-28 22:33:00 UTC  

blacks only

2019-03-28 22:38:10 UTC  

Did they serve watermelon and fried chicken at the luncheon?

2019-03-29 01:11:38 UTC  

@Fully Buckminstered whats funny is that if the Conservatives won in the Mexican civil war they could've been a decent country.