One British teacher went as far as to say that, considering her traveling, I sounded like a Spaniard that had studied in a nice place in Alabama.

So, yeah, even if I had tried, Phonetics would've probably fucked me in the ass regardless.

i like the southern accent

southern english is nice as well

but northern english or US coastal accents are insufferable

The Harry Potter-like sound is awful, I fucking hate it, but it's the easiest way to describe what they force you to sound like in order to pass some Phonetics shit.

yeah, they're forcing you to speak british

The Phonetics teacher went as far as to say that my accent was consistent and that that was good... but that was not what they wanted.

if you don't do that 100% correctly you'll sound like a pretentious prick

"Pretentious retards" is also a way to describe the accent of most Harry Potter characters and what the Phonetics teacher was aiming for.

Whenever I hear that kind of accent the only words that cross my mind are "I'm better than you, be glad I'm talking to you, pleb".

I wouldn't mind a Charlie Brooker-esque accent. It's amazing how that smug fella sounds less disgusting than any random people doing the "RP English" accent.

I love how the LGBT retards support Palestine over Israel.

I know a whole lot of them are suicidal but, goddamn, bro...

The left is just double standard paradise

Socialist councilwoman in Fuerteventura (Canary Islands 🇪🇸), during one of her highschool lessons:
· "25% of little boys must be castrated [...] Nothing bad happens to a boy if they're missing their penis [...] This would solve both toxic masculinity and overpopulation"

Aurelia Vera Rodríguez, look for it (I couldn't find any article in English so far).

Someone from an opposing political party has received several recordings of her insane ramblings and have decided to bring it to court because of hate speech, discrimination and incitement of violence.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, she has written stuff for far-left media outlets.

https://t.co/4M5fE2HM2G

This just in: Ilhan Omar pretends to care about Jews

https://trib.al/XcJTUqg

Sounds like a poser unable to commit.

No follow through.

YAY, IT'S SUMMERTIME, BOYS!!! http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-british-tourist-20-dies-16442910

It's like the 3rd similar death of a Briton in 🇪🇸 this summer.

The other 2 were another young man and a small child.

Smollet-like *attack* or a bunch of Muslims? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ryanair-stewardess-girlfriend-beaten-bus-16390675

Scotland Yard works with and for terrorists, apparently. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bridge-attack-inquest-khuram-butt-brother-met-police-a8948901.html

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/03/politics/george-nader-mueller-witness-child-pornography-charges/index.html

😂 💯

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/07/baby-died-mum-took-nightclub-drunkenly-fell-asleep-9871288/

Not even two and a half years

If you search for "Rhuan Maycon" (the kid had 2 names) on Twitter, it's just a whole lot of Brazilians talking about how such a horrible case has not appeared on national news.

So a bunch of alt-left/commie/anti-capitalist fucktards have occupied Boris Becker's house in the Balearic Islands...
http://www.abc.es/estilo/gente/abci-comuna-okupa-instala-mansion-mallorquina-boris-becker-201906081843_noticia.html

The Spanish postal service is losing millions every year
· The directors have spent $250k on barely changing the logo and has increased salaries by 9% average.
http://www.elmundo.es/economia/2018/12/30/5c27c37bfc6c83e25d8b457a.html

Peter "@DrPizza" Bright was a tech reporter and Trump hater. He also loved to teach girls as young as 11 about "masturbation and anal sex".

https://www.newswars.com/school-announces-tariff-on-students-not-wearing-pro-lgbt-clothing/?fbclid=IwAR1F02v8SzNOJBt6lWgHfbb-OpOMrHhaX5t1P6PwkBz_Xjuhj2B0w6iVzpw

Betcha those who don't get bullied tho

So this is how the Complutense University (Madrid 🇪🇸) looked like yesterday not even 2 weeks after declaring their love to The Climate Omen. http://www.abc.es/espana/madrid/abci-quedo-complutense-tras-macrobotellon-organizado-para-celebrar-ebau-201906081759_noticia.html