Message from @ebowden
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RANDOM THING --- Have you ever met someone famous in the wild (far from their typical job)? Did you notice it was him/her right away?
yes, well, i've never seen it and it made me lol, fagets
The message is from 2015, fella.
He gets points for literal shitposting.
I see nothing wrong here.
Lol I got into an argument with a nigger and he legit said niggers were the first to settle scandanavia
Explorers 鈥榥 sheit.
Why is this so fucking funny to me? http://youtu.be/Q8tnCwohwk0
Some Spanish Twitter girl studying in Germany 馃嚛馃嚜 explained yesterday why her Chinese flatmate might be a spy or some other weird shit:
路 Nobody has seen inside the Chinese girl's bedroom, she even added a lock she uses even when leaving to go to the bathroom.
路 The curtains of the Chinese girl's bedroom are always down and the windows closed.
路 Nobody has seen the Chinese girl eating or preparing food in the flat.
路 The Spanish girl has gone out to eat with 2 of her flatmates, not with the Chinese girl.
路 The Chinese girl joined her flatmates once... to go to the airport. She made several photos of the security personnel. Police intervened and she had to delete the footage.
路 Some Chinese professor in Germany called the mysterious Chinese girl "Frau + Surname", something he never does with other students.
路 The Chinese girl supposedly outran a tram once. The trip was supposedly over 5 minutes slower if done just by foot.
路 It's even crazier to think how she did that when the Chinese girl supposedly has awful vision and can't even mantain a light walk pace.
路 The Chinese girl has never been seen taking out the trash in over 6 months.
路 The Chinese girl rarely goes outside... except when she does it it is at around 1:00.
路 The Chinese girl knows a whole lot of facts about their flatmates. Her flatmates do not know anything about her except her surname. Not her name, not even her birthtown.
Some attitudes cannot be really justified.
Seriously WORST spy.
She is supposedly like 19, she might be a rookie or some shit.
Even my autistic ass would have known not to do any of this shit, even before 19.
Then explain all of the weird shit she has done.
I forgot to point out the Spanish girl said:
路 Every time the Chinese girl goes with the other flatmates, she NEVER eats anything. She might order a drink but never anything solid.
wtf
I told you, this is way beyond "she is awkward".
I know. I said strange, not awkward.
She is either extremely strange, or an unbelievably incompetent spy.
Maybe that's the strategy: act like an incompetent spy so nobody thinks you're one.
or she is just some wierdo chinese girl
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Read the full list, I've met some proper weirdos and she's on a whole different level.
Although there is a third possibility.
I think shes a spy going for the Chinese weirdo look
Third possibility is that someone, GASP....
...told fibs on the internet.
