Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 440918679769710613


2018-04-30 16:36:09 UTC  

i haven't shaved since injuring my back and my diet has gone to hell the last couple of days lol

2018-04-30 16:59:42 UTC  

If anything, I'd wear the doge mask because it looks like you can't put an avatar up when you're live on mobile

2018-04-30 17:51:04 UTC  

Wear baggy clothes as well

2018-04-30 18:53:00 UTC  

ugh, i can't breathe in the doge mask

2018-04-30 18:53:37 UTC  

Hey Gang, I've just recorded my first episode of my podcast "What a Time to be Alive!"--it'll be up shortly.

2018-04-30 18:53:38 UTC  

You're going to have to cover your lens then

2018-04-30 18:53:43 UTC  

hahaha

2018-04-30 18:53:49 UTC  

i'll think of somethin g

2018-04-30 21:28:42 UTC  

lol, they're still trying to learn how to fight?

2018-04-30 21:48:18 UTC  

@Oliver Starley They don't need specialised "anti-fascist" self defence, they should learn boxing, Jujitsu, how to quickly draw a firearm, and how to rapidly and accurately hit targets with it.

2018-04-30 23:28:54 UTC  

Love still getting the robot Orwell, in comfy podcast form!

2018-04-30 23:30:43 UTC  

Orwell has augmented himself with cybernetic replacements to enchants himself beyond his limitations. He is now RoboDoge

2018-05-01 13:11:18 UTC  

@Deleted User, @Oliver Starley, @Grumplebee, I dare you all to watch this entire, meticulously put together video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Yn3i-DMKw

2018-05-01 13:15:03 UTC  

I'm going to have to watch this later. This is almost the length of a feature film

2018-05-01 13:16:34 UTC  

Yup. He was absurdly thorough.

2018-05-01 14:53:55 UTC  

@ebowden god woman Are stupid

2018-05-01 21:21:55 UTC  

Baby coming

2018-05-01 21:22:17 UTC  

Congrats! Boy or girl?

2018-05-01 21:30:27 UTC  

No idea not born yet

2018-05-01 21:31:09 UTC  

I see, you're going to surprise yourself. Got any names planned out?

2018-05-01 21:33:29 UTC  

Yes he will be a V

2018-05-01 21:34:10 UTC  

Or if it is not yet my time for a son

2018-05-01 21:34:14 UTC  

Edith

2018-05-01 22:09:34 UTC  

@Deleted User What if the baby is "Gender Fluid"?

2018-05-01 22:57:48 UTC  

Then you'll need a water tight crib.

2018-05-01 23:00:01 UTC  
2018-05-01 23:01:29 UTC  

When they're old enough to ask what the deal is. Tell them "So you remind you kids that if you fuck up bad enough I WILL retcon your ass clear out of history."

2018-05-01 23:02:00 UTC  

Your brothers and sisters won't talk to you, because they won't be able to find out where i put your ass.

2018-05-01 23:04:13 UTC  

(the where is the most technologically primitive/hostile to their lifestyle african country I could find. Fly them out there a week before they're 18, then the moment they're an eighteen take their pasport, that's my property as far as I'm concerned, and leave them there)

2018-05-01 23:05:47 UTC  

Communism had very few good ideas. This is one of them. The other really good one is when Mao forced a bunch of college students to become farmers to teach them about their privilege.

2018-05-01 23:06:15 UTC  

Which, when someone asks me "who's con't to pick the fruit if we build a wall" is my answer.

2018-05-01 23:07:13 UTC  

Every college application you file puts your name in a lottery to "win" ten years of real life experience.

2018-05-01 23:07:44 UTC  

As a below minimum wage rural laborer.

2018-05-01 23:52:37 UTC  

@Kenny🐍Jones I will cast it off a mountain

2018-05-01 23:56:15 UTC  

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