Message from @ebowden

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2018-05-03 04:40:13 UTC  

All you'd have to do is exercise regularly

2018-05-03 04:40:17 UTC  

It would be hilarious is it actually worked.

2018-05-03 04:40:40 UTC  

but i was saying he should consult with therapy because he is the master of rolling with the punches

2018-05-03 04:40:55 UTC  

When they start laughing at you FORCE them to laugh with you.

2018-05-03 04:41:15 UTC  

There are a lot of celebs who could stand to learn that lesson.

2018-05-03 04:41:54 UTC  

@Oliver Starley weight lifting causes BDNF release, and actually increases the volume of the hippocampus even in the elderly, which normally just keeps on shrinking. If you don't ever want to get Alzheimer's keep that shit up into your old age.

2018-05-03 04:42:01 UTC  

They start making fun of him and he's like "Oh yeah, that's hilarious I'm alex "the meme machine" jones keep em coming.

2018-05-03 04:42:14 UTC  

It's not perfect but it's a great way to reduce your risk.

2018-05-03 04:42:39 UTC  

Failing at two years of weight training was a bad thing for me.

2018-05-03 04:42:50 UTC  

Took nearly a lifetime to unlearn that mistake.

2018-05-03 04:42:54 UTC  

?

2018-05-03 04:43:02 UTC  

Talked about this when I was drunk

2018-05-03 04:43:32 UTC  

When I was 17/18 I did a lot of weight training because there was this girl I had a crush on.

2018-05-03 04:43:53 UTC  

First girl I every though could tolerate my low self esteem ass.

2018-05-03 04:44:04 UTC  

But no gains. Two solid years nothing.

2018-05-03 04:44:22 UTC  

Now while this was in 98 or so. I was doing all the right things. For 98 anyway.

2018-05-03 04:44:41 UTC  

Turns out the real problem was my testosterone was a fifth of what it should have been

2018-05-03 04:45:22 UTC  

but betwen depression, teenage embarassment, and an uncaring medical field I didn't get that issue treated until 18 years, and entire freakin' life time later.

2018-05-03 04:45:36 UTC  

And it wouldn't happened at all if it weren't for my wife, the Candiru.

2018-05-03 04:46:05 UTC  

Should've eaten more oysters

2018-05-03 04:46:10 UTC  

Even without gains weight training does an absurd amount of good for you.

2018-05-03 04:46:39 UTC  

Yeah, but it didn't get me what I wanted, which was the girl. Which further tanked my already sub basement level self esteem.

2018-05-03 04:48:34 UTC  

Nerd guys can get into a negative feedback loop super easy, and it's something I like to try to pull people out of.

2018-05-03 04:48:51 UTC  

It really grinds my gears the way people are hating on incels right now.

2018-05-03 04:49:07 UTC  

Do not get me wrong they are the saddest of the sad. But that's why it bothers me.

2018-05-03 04:49:19 UTC  

It's like making fun of a kid with one leg because he fell over.

2018-05-03 04:49:35 UTC  

OF COURSE he fell over. That's not funny, it's just sad.

2018-05-03 04:50:12 UTC  

Why be an incel, when you could be a volcel? Thots begone

2018-05-03 04:50:29 UTC  

People who believe it to be a grave injustice that women are not like vending machines into whom "nice guy" tokens can be fed and out of which a packet of sex will be dispensed don't get much sympathy from me.

2018-05-03 04:50:56 UTC  

Volcel until marriage of course

2018-05-03 04:51:03 UTC  

I've looked into the incel thing a lot, and that's not them impression I get from most of them.

2018-05-03 04:51:28 UTC  

There is a certian kind of "honesty" from the incel, that you don't get from the volcel.

2018-05-03 04:51:42 UTC  

My sister was a volcel and she is insufferable in many ways.

2018-05-03 04:51:49 UTC  

lol

2018-05-03 04:51:52 UTC  

Volcel chicks are the worst,.

2018-05-03 04:52:04 UTC  

My sister taught me that.

2018-05-03 04:52:09 UTC  

Did she brag about her purity?

2018-05-03 04:52:14 UTC  

Yes

2018-05-03 04:52:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/441462052884840458/image.jpg

2018-05-03 04:52:38 UTC  

How long could she go without telling you how godly and pure she was?

2018-05-03 04:52:51 UTC  

She also would not hang out with any other chaste girls because she had to be the purest.